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Random Thoughts
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Samisoda
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Jan-28-2007 10:26
O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!
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Samisoda
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Jan-28-2007 10:28
ok, so here's one: y do chickens insist on crossing roads, if they know that THERE'S NO GRASS IN THE CITIES!!!!!!!!!!??
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Samisoda
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Jan-28-2007 10:28
..............unless they're just too dumb to figure that out..................
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AraLives
Battered Shoe
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Jan-28-2007 12:26
The chickens are misinformed. There's plenty of grass in Montreal, and it's even been decriminalized.
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Special_K
Lucky Stiff
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Jan-28-2007 12:52
*moves to Montreal*
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Serges
Vigilante
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Jan-28-2007 12:59
I like alligators. Peanuts are yummy. I wish donuts didn't have holes. My friends smell sometimes. I've never been to Turkey. Thursdays are lame. I had a pickle that looked like Steven Speilberg once. Four is a funny-looking number. Salt and sugar look alike, but don't try baking with salt. Lacrosse sticks look weird. I can eat an entire box of lucky charms in one sitting. Pandas are cute. Never drink anti-freeze. My dad can beat up your dad. I want a pony. Doctors should give lollipops after prostate exams. Generic soda is the best. Cell phones cause cancer. I want a dollar.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jan-28-2007 12:59
What would happen if we would all decide to stop paying taxes?
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El Camino
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Jan-28-2007 13:10
People who think douches are a good idea are wrong. They'll totally screw with your pH.
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Serges
Vigilante
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Jan-28-2007 13:11
Enemas are safe though, since there isn't a pH balance to affect.
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Raven X
Well-Connected
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Jan-28-2007 13:12
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangley things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jan-28-2007 14:49
Lacking a motif or zeitgeist of their own, today's teen movies can only ever be parodied references to the John Hughes films of the 80's.
I've never had an enema though, so that could be wrong.
It's possible to over-floss.
Butter chicken is way better than regular chicken.
For some reason I don't like sweets anymore.
I wish companies never changed their logos.
Seersucker is a stupid word.
Everything you say is funnier if you add the word "daddy".
Bamboo doesn't need much care.
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