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Vigilante

Jan-24-2007 23:11



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Serges
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Vigilante

Jan-24-2007 23:14

(my hand hit enter while I was reaching for the mouse)

I have been blue lately. I'm sure we all go through times where we need a little cheering up. So I'm setting up this thread for Sleuthville to be able to come together as a "family" and help each other through those low times.

If you need someone in your corner, post here. You can tell us why you need cheering up, or not... the choice is yours. Or, you can choose to help bring a ray of sunshine into someone's day who could really use one.

I'll start...

I could really use someone to tell me a bad joke instead of trying to be "there" for me. I don't need any more well-intentioned sentiment, I need humor. Something to take my mind off things that have happened recently. So by all means, fire away.

what'syourname
what'syourname

Jan-24-2007 23:21

knock ..knock.. whos there?

Banana... Banana who

Knock .. knock.. whos there?

Banana Banana who
Knock .. knock... whos there?

Orange... orange who?

orangecha glad i didnt say banana??

hope all is well.. hugs

nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-24-2007 23:22

ok... serges... i have got quite a funny story, it's not much of a joke... but it's funny...

As you may know I'm the oldest of 8 children... well, when my mom was pregnant with the 7th one... my next younger sister and i weren't all that happy... for reasons unexplained... and... well, she was ranting and raving... and she blurted out, "Do you know how many little brats that makes?" and I happened to be near by... and i said, "Yeah, 6." Although now it's 7 but not at that time.

nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-24-2007 23:25

sorry, bad attempt.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Jan-24-2007 23:26

no such thing, non.

no such thing.

nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-24-2007 23:27

and i don't mean to keep posting but here's an opportunity as well... in the events that have happened aside from RL, but here in sleuth... i have an idea, if you would like to know more, PM me.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jan-25-2007 01:09

ahh the internet- is there anything it CAN'T do?

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Their slogan: We salute the improvement of the species
by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it, thereby
ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.

And, there's this:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/loin-king-3.jpg

Plus - torn from real life- I had a twenty-minute laugh infested conversation with Significant Other earlier this evening during which I was trying to convince her that the name of the song she swears is "teenage wasteland" is actually "Baba O'Reilly". I was laughing so hard I couldn't say "Baba", and I hope it rubs off on you.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Jan-25-2007 01:28

Last night I farted so loudly it scared the dog.

Not really funny, more embarrassing.

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Jan-25-2007 05:34

No, Justin, that's funny! Nearly spat coffee out on the laptop on that one.

Okay, bad joke? I can do that.

A man is walking down a country road and sees a cute little bunny rabbit sitting quietly in the middle of the road. "Aw, what a cute widdle bunny," thinks the man to himself. Suddenly, an SUV zooms down the road and to the runs over the cute little bunny. Splat. The SUV stops and a woman gets out, looks at the rabbit, and shakes her head. The man walks up to the woman and says, "You killed that rabbit! What are you going to about it?!" So the woman goes back to her trunk, opens it out, and removes an aerosol can. She returns and sprays the contents all over the rabbit. To the man's astonishment, the rabbit gets up, hops a few feet down the road, turns around, and waves. It hopes another few feet down the road, turns around, and waves. It does that until it disappears from sight. The woman tosses the aerosol can to the side of the road, gets in her SUV, and drives away.

The man is of course completely shocked. He runs to the side of the road and picks up the aerosol can and reads the label:

"For hare restoration and permanent wave."

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jan-25-2007 06:13

*groans*

got this one for ya:

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!"


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