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Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

Nov-28-2006 15:00

LMAO!!!

this is great.... i will tell you the one my honey used on me...

*voice of joey from Friends* HOW YOU DOIN'? *eyebrows arch*

what can i say... i am a sucker for stupid lines!! hee hee....(proof is i married him)

Nov-28-2006 15:17

Ok for these you need to be standing with the person:

"If you were a pirate would you want a parrot on this shoulder (rest hand on the one closes to you) or this one (Rest hand on the far shoulder)"

"Lets count shoulders (Touch your far shoulder first) 1, 2(your near shoulder), 3 (Their near shoulder), 4 (they're far shoulder)"

Nov-28-2006 15:17

And after posting the one above i realized that pickup lines suck if you have to explain them.

Nov-29-2006 17:15

If you and I wouldn't go steady....do you realize we'd be responsible for a great bunch of people that will never be born.

Nov-30-2006 13:51

“Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?” Ilsa in “Casablanca” with Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart

I am sorry, but that one just about melts me...

Nov-30-2006 14:08

Good one Andrea...

in a modern day setting, you might need to amend that to be "Was dat a gat yo?"

Nov-30-2006 15:02

How about my own personal favourite:-

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

or the infamous

"Get your coat - you've pulled"

Nov-30-2006 15:47

OOOHhh...nice wrapping pick up lines??!!

Guy: Would you like to dance?
Gal: Not with you
Guy: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

Nov-30-2006 16:06

LMFAO to both Fid and Andrea/Trey

Nov-30-2006 16:17

oh if we're not gonna be nice:

Hey I'm not the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you...