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Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Nov-28-2006 00:11

This one is scientifically tailor-made to guarantee success with a woman between 18 and 25:

"Sure, I may seem like a total prick, but deep down, that's what you're looking for. Plus, I promise that only you could bring out the sensitive guy in me. Would you like to show me off to your friends, or should we just get drunk?"



Daricex
Daricex
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 00:21

lol That is the best line i am fallin g in love with you already lol

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-28-2006 01:07

hmmm well I won't steal X's thunder with her great Aussie pick up line, so all I can offer is:

I'm just a simple country boy, and I don't know much about fashion, but you know what would look great on you?

... Me.

Daricex
Daricex
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 02:48

lol

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 03:06

you boys are going about this all wrong....

SS, try "that dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up on the floor of my bedroom" (theres also another similar one about it being becoming but cant write it lol)

guaranteed to pick you up a hawt chick with half a brain in their head....or, if worse comes to worse, wave some money around, always works with me....

the Aussie pickup line DID rock too

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Nov-28-2006 04:35

First of all, Zoc, thank you for starting this thread. Can you say laughing histericaly potential?

Second of all, Biggie and SS, thanks for the plug. Here it goes, but remember that this line really does work better if you are actually Australian..or ate the very least, you are faking the accent.

Aussie guy: "Do you know what an Australian kiss is?"
Girl: uh..no
Aussie guy: "It's like a French kiss, but down under"

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Nov-28-2006 05:20

ROFLMAO!!!
Beware you've entered my area of expertise,

Hey baby I'm Fred Flinstone and Im gonna make your Bed-rock

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 06:04

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

And yes, this thread is gonna go places, great idea Zoc :)

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Nov-28-2006 06:04

Funniest line I ever heard:

You're not the type of girl who fools around, are you?

Nope, sorry.

Well, how would you like to have a close, meaningful relationship for the next 3 hours?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-28-2006 07:38

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

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