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Zocrates83
Zocrates83
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2006 23:52

Everyone knows that Sleuthies are willing to help fellow sleuthies with anything. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of help for poor sleuthies on the prowl for the man/woman of their dreams. That is why i started this post, which hopefully will be the Nr.1 place to visit before going out. In here, the sleuthies will share their top pick-up lines, for make benefit glorious fellow Sleuthies.

Ill start things off, with a personal favourite:

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Ferrari"

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Christina Williamson
Christina Williamson

Nov-30-2006 16:56

Nice Line: If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would soon be dark.

Not So Nice: (man walks into woman's chest.) Well, if they weren't so big, this would not have happened.

Trey Lin
Trey Lin
Assistant Librarian

Nov-30-2006 18:01

Guy (looking at her chest): It must be cold in here
Girl (looking at his pants): yeah, it really must be

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-7-2006 00:34

BURNAGE!!!

Okay, so its been like slightly over 14 years since I've had occasion to bust out a pick-up line. Which is really a good thing.The last gem I remember trying was " *droool* you have hair and it looks like it's all your own...how's that working out for ya?"

I'm just so glad I don't have to think about that stuff anymore. BUT need to say that I was present (which means, "in the van") for a really groovy performance of this classic:

"was your father a thief?"
No? Then who stole the stars from the sky and made them shine in your eyes?"

I was in the driver's seat and I distinctly remember having to fight the urge to vomit on the gas pedal.


Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-7-2006 01:23

ergh that's as bad as going up to a girl and checking the tag on her clothes, and when she asks what you're doing, say 'Oh I just wondered is this said 'Made in Heaven'... *gag*

(yoyo stop scribbling these down!)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-7-2006 03:32

ohh come on you forgot the classic "do you have a dime? I need to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams"

MamaTerra
MamaTerra
Assistant Postman

Dec-9-2006 08:52

Guy: Do you have any German in you?
Girl: No.
Guy: Would you like to?

The pick up line that worked for me, Not really a line, more like a techniquie. I was ordered through the drive thru of a Taco Bell.

I asked the person at the speaker what they wanted and he said,

"Your name and number to start." We were engaged 23 days later and married 6 months after that. Apperently it works really well. :D

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-9-2006 20:26

now THAT is a story for your grandkids Mama...

LOL so I found the worst pickup lines of all time, which I am just dying at, so I won't bore you with the typical ones, but here are some of the ones that would totally work on me lol

I just moved here, so can you give me your address? I'm lost without you.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-29-2006 11:30

Ok, call me curious....

All these lines were more along the lines of what guys should say to girls.

Guys, what lines would get you from girls?

*is totally NOT going to use these on NY eve*

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Dec-30-2006 13:26

Ok, biggie, in my experience, men don't NEED a pick up line other than, say: "Uh, you wanna..?"

BUT, if you want to be classier, try some of these:

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Believe it or not, getting a date is still hard when you are THIS beautiful.

AND, my personal favorite:

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-30-2006 20:00

Andrea I knew I loved you for a reason....

I thought I might play around with classy for a night, see if it got me further than "hey, you got $.30?"

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