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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!



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Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe

Apr-25-2010 10:34

LOL, crunchpatty! :D And I do happen to be an aspiring writer, so, thanks. :D

Keira Ann
Keira Ann
Special Deliverance

Apr-25-2010 16:57

I watch VH1 reality shows, but not when anyone is around.

I am 28 and love the Twilight books and movies!

When I was 11, I put cattails in all my neighbor's door mail slots.

I once rode a trike down a slide on a dare.

Relating to the above dare, I had to have 4 stitches on my head.

I will try any food at least once.

I eat buffalo at least twice a week.

Wolf Girl 22
Wolf Girl 22

May-3-2010 20:16

I throw HUGE hissy fits when someone brakes my stuff. ( This inculudes smashing things thats not mine and screaming)

I threatened a guy at a pizza place because he asked me if I "Wanted to know what being with a "real" man felt like"

I once hit a cat with a shovel for catching a bird. Than forced my dad to take it to the vet

When I was in kindergarden I got punched in the eye and when I got back to school I beat the living mess out of the kid who gave it to me. (And I didn't even get in trouble) :D

Ryan Stains
Ryan Stains

Aug-28-2010 18:02

I once stole a goldfish out of my sisters room. Sadly I put it in my pocket and forgot... Anyway I put it on the floor beside the bowel and never told anyone...

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Aug-29-2010 06:16

Speaking of goldfish, once i scared a goldfish right out of the water (seriously, he was so freaked out by me tapping the glass wherever he went, that he dived right out of the tank) and landed on the floor. I saw him flipping and flopping with his mouth wide open, until he stopped moving. I was so scared that I just ran away. I also never told anyone...

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Aug-30-2010 21:00

As long as my employer continues to stock low quality toilet paper, I replace all rolls so they roll under the bottom, not over the top. The TP is so thin and the holders are mounted so low on the wall that it becomes impossible to tear off more than one square at a time.

monkey slut
monkey slut

May-22-2011 15:25

i love bad boys
i hate penut butter
i love the godfather ha
i luv grass skirts and shell bras
i luv reading and meeting new people

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

May-26-2011 14:18

Is this a sleuth-girl ciara rehash?

Carolyn Spark
Carolyn Spark
Vigilante

Jun-1-2011 11:58

* I remember with fondness the nights where I used to put on film noir and sleuth all night.
* I once posed in a nude calendar.
* I have read all the Twilight books.
* I have a fish named Mr. Pretty Pretty and I love him.
* The only relationship I will ever be in is with my career.

Wolf Girl 22
Wolf Girl 22

Oct-24-2011 12:43

I just remembered a few lol

I yell at my sister for drinking the last of the soda or tea out of the jug not because it was gross but because I was planning to sneak in and do the same later.

I once locked someone inside a house with a cell phone in hand and nearly died laughing when I came back 30 minutes later when I found them standing inside the door yelling help... (He still doesnt know it was me)

I sent 7,622 texts last month and I count it as a record...

I keep a weapon under my pillow... (Don't ask)

I freak out more over new books coming out then movies.

I once knocked a speaker off the wall and broke it then blamed it on the kid next to me.

I make jokes to at moments when jokes shouldn't be made...

That's all I can think of at the moment...

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