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Old Shoe

Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.



Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Kathryn Gumshoe the 7th
Battered Shoe

Jul-23-2007 15:12

lol I'm the same height as my sister, probably half an inch taller now, but she's 18 and I'm 13.

Now that she's going to college she won't have to deal with the problem. For four years, at least. When she comes back I'll tower over her. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jim Diamond
Jim Diamond

Jul-23-2007 22:24

- After playing the video game Jet Set Radio (renamed Jet Grind Radio in Europe, a really neat game where you ride inlines with a gang and you paint the walls in the city with grafitti while trying to stay away from the police), I strapped on my inlines and grabbed my spray cans and went out at around 3 am to spraypaint some dull gray surfaces. The game I played at my friends place was a pirated copy of the Japanese original. It had a warning message on the load screen saying something along the lines of "don't ride inlines and paint grafitti". Unfortunately I don't know Japanese.


Jul-24-2007 13:27

Thats so cool Kathryn and and my biggiest secret.

I got scared the other night when we went camping in my yard.
I was with my cousin (1 year younger than me) and we got scared by my cat. So we ran in the house. So sometimes I am scared and yes I scare easily.(sometimes)

Lucky Stiff

Jul-24-2007 15:43

Moutain loins scare me too.

Crunch, back off already will ya? ;)

Jim Diamond
Jim Diamond

Jul-24-2007 16:15

Mmm.. loins..


Jul-26-2007 02:21

Ok I confess!!

* I'm 21 and I know every episode of Spongebob and yes I still watch cartoons
* I even watch PBS
* I like to sleep in the day and stay awake at night
* I can cook like nobodys biznis!
*I think DDR is fun
*I got Lasik eye surgery.. yes.. I use to wear glasses
*I like animals more than people sometimes
*I'm the one who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!

Madame Pamela
Madame Pamela

Jul-26-2007 12:19

Ok I am 56 just recently started watching Spongebob, due to 2 yr old grandson, I think I am scared of the music, when it comes on I run the other way. Snakes, I am really afraid of snakes. Hate them!!! Had lasik surgery, they had to load me up on the valium I was sooo scared but hey, I sure felt wonderful while they did it. Scared I won't have enough money to retire, been working 40 yrs for the same company and too young to retire. SAD! I wished I married Robin Williams of course we never met but "Hey" if we did, I would marry him, would love to be with someone that could make me laugh until I cried all the time. Dislike negative people, I am truly wonderful and we I answer the phone at work, customer will say and how are you today, I say "Truly Wonderful" what a great reaction from them...


Jul-31-2007 17:51

Wow I did not know that Madame Pamela!!

Rocky Polinski
Rocky Polinski

Aug-1-2007 11:57

*I'm a girl. :3
*In the fifth grade, I made up a book for a book report and got an A (It was a great idea for a book, too. If I was into historical fiction, I'd write it.)
*I know every word in the movie You've Got Mail
*My DVD collection is nothing but animated kid movies from the '90s. I know all the songs to the musical ones. Even the ones you've forgotten about.
*I'm the reason my dog's leg didn't heal properly after surgery. :(
*My nighttime face cream left bleach spots on my step mom's best sheets.
*I didn't feel sorry about the latter.

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Aug-1-2007 13:53

Forgive me, crunchy, for I have sinned! Heh...confessional sleuthy style!

* I've never had a boyfriend
* I love Star Trek (not that Next Generation tripe, but the original stuff), Star Wars, and X-men
* I think I now realize why I've never had a boyfriend
*I've always wanted to be a famous actress and/or singer
* My secret desire is to become a professional ballroom dancer
* I plan on marrying Daniel Radcliffe (although he won't return my phone calls...jk)
*In the second grade, I passed out in the beginning of our class's thanksgiving play, and now the teachers use the footage to remind kids to warn them if they're feeling sick before it starts
* I want to become a writer
*I want to sue JK Rowling for what happened in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (she better watch out)

And I'm going to shut up before someone I might know finds me here.

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