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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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starfly777
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Jul-4-2007 23:12
#1 i get really hyper (especiall at night time) =-)
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starfly777
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Jul-4-2007 23:14
#2 I have nothing better to do with my time other than do the chicken dance
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starfly777
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Jul-4-2007 23:16
#3 i just watched music and lerics (sp)
no comment
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jul-5-2007 00:22
I feel compelled to confess that I *also* have seen Music and Lyrics.
At full price.
I'd rather have spent the money on terminally ill sea monkeys and a squirt gun full of sea monkey death-sauce. Or miniscule waterproof wheelchairs. Whatever. Anything but another two hours of Hugh Grant trying to convince the world that stuttering is actually endearing if done with a British accent.
*sigh* I confess that I've abused a mock British accent to endear myself to others.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-5-2007 10:33
Wow, how does that work? That's a potentially inspiring concept. Is a real British accent likely to get me anywhere? (And if so, where?)
I confess that I've become mysteriously addicted to raspberries.
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starfly777
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Jul-5-2007 11:58
british accents make you sound smarter, that's all really
Raspberries....... i see, mine is........ ummmm.......i'll have to say...fudge shoppe stripped cookies..... YUMMMMYYYYY!!!!!
*looks around*
* nodds to self*
* secretly snaggs some from pantry*
*walks back to office, and slowly, but quickly munches down on the goodies*
*snicker snicker*
*hide it under somthing in the trash, and leave the scene*
* time 4 more!!!!!!!!!!*
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starfly777
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Jul-5-2007 18:41
I am taller than my mother
*hee hee*
*sigh*
*snifle* *sniffle*
*t*
*e*
*a*
*r*
&-(
im 5 feet 8inches ......... wooooaahh!
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Jul-6-2007 05:47
Are you getting paid by the line?
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Ima Vagabond
Vigilante
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Jul-6-2007 12:37
I'm shorter than my mother and my father.
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Ms Helen
Con Artist
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Jul-6-2007 19:51
*begs to differ about the british accent making you sound smarter*
never worked for me anyway and i've had the accent 22 years :)
oh btw i'm back.... sorta kinda
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