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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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Marmalade3
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Nov-19-2006 09:13
I love corn on the cob especially with loads of butter
Maybe I should confess this too-
I LOVE stuff with butter (even pringles)
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-22-2006 00:57
*sigh*
when I was 16 (early 90s), I used to go door to door, asking for money for an organization called 'Trips for Underprivileged Kids'.
*never told them that I was the 'underprivileged' kid in question, or that I spent all that money traveling to see the Grateful Dead in California.*
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Nov-22-2006 03:25
ooh you rebel lol
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Barry Grant
Old Shoe
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Nov-22-2006 08:06
car-megeddoned?
Dang, where are my man-pampers?
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Mistress Epiphany
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Nov-22-2006 09:30
I hate coffee,the only kind of hot liquid I'll drink is warm Sake.
I don't like milk either, unless it's chocolate.
I remember seeing ghosts as a child.
When I was a teen I would shave half my eyebrows off... don't ask ;)
I also used to dye my blonde hair w/ red Koolaid so that it'd be pink....even though I detest that color.
It's currently black, but my natural color is brown.
My socks never match.
I'm afraid of big strange dogs & house fires.But I'm cool with
insects,snakes,spiders,& rats. I just don't won't them in my house.
That's about it of the stuff that's pg13. ;)
By the way,dang you people are freaks. LOL!! j/k
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Adam Carter
Big Winner
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Nov-22-2006 09:44
I have on occasion, stolen the wheels of people who annoyed me. And I mean all of them. Then I'd roll them into their garden one at a time.
I also used to take board pens from classrooms when they were empty. (the classrooms not the pens)
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Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
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Nov-23-2006 09:29
I like watching Charmed.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Nov-23-2006 10:12
im with you LRC...way too many of those kinds of shows that I am afraid to admit I watch(ed)...
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Teerawk
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Nov-24-2006 16:52
I'm female.
I love to skate
I've wanted an electric guitar for as long as I can remember, but have never been able to afford one.
Rapping is one of my hobbies.
I find catching frogs great fun.
And bugs, especially praying mantises (I know that's grammatically incorrect, leave me alone), because they live in abundance in my area
I can't stand country, jazz, bluegrass, classical, most R&B, or most oldies.
I've never had a boyfriend, but I'm really not interested in dating anyway. I have guy friends, sure, just not boyfriends.
I weigh less than 100 lbs.
My pizza-eating record is 7 1/2 pieces.
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Peach Pearl
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Nov-24-2006 18:02
I'm MEXICAN and WONT EVEN TOUCH MEXICAN FOOD!
I secretly hate some of my relatives.
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