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Oct-19-2006 23:04

Rules are simple:

Everyone gets one sentence.
You can't post more than once in this thread, EVER.
No topics.


Mine:
I sometimes worry that the world is a bad place, but then I look at Venus and realize that living there would suck.

Jan-30-2007 21:10

"To waste, to destroy, our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them."

~Theodore Roosevelt, who has about a hundred other quotes I love and feel are as true as this one

Nov-1-2007 23:59

Since people are all into bumping Serges' threads these days, I'm ignoring his rules, like he could tear himself away from World of Warcraft long enough to notice.

Did someone say war?

From Orwell and a bumper sticker I just saw:

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act".

Nov-2-2007 07:12

If you feel like you just can't live alone, you can't leave with anyone else!!!!

Nov-2-2007 07:51

The more I deal with people and their prejudice, ignorance, arrogance, instability, uncertainty, and stupidity, the more I can appreciate the coconut-like sound of my skull bouncing off a brick wall.

Nov-2-2007 08:56

If I'm gonna break Serges' rules, its going to be worth it, dammit!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas Chamfort

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. ~Douglas Adams (this ones for Serges)

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig

Nov-2-2007 10:19

THERE WILL BE NO RULE BREAKING!!!!

...Except this.

This has been your resurrection for the day.

Nov-2-2007 11:20

AWWW :D

(i knew telling you about it would get you on to look at it ;)

Nov-2-2007 11:21

Don't taze me bro.

Nov-3-2007 00:08

lmfao...exactly, Roamie!

I made Jay post! Which is really much more complicated than it seems, because he had to tear himself away from yet another drunken sorority girl's captivating and ever-so-heartfelt-yet-slurred rendition of Gwen Stefani's 'B-A-N-A-N-A-S' song.

Dude, I'm just glad to see you post. Your junk is bananash. Love live Sir Jizz :)