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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.



Jan-22-2007 16:01

I yelled at a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

That doesn't make sense...

Lady Erin
Lady Erin

Apr-12-2007 05:28

I murdered my neighbour because i'm sexy and i do what i want?


Apr-12-2007 06:15

I had lunch with a homeless guy because I'm a ninja


Apr-13-2007 17:04

I loved a fork because I hate myself


Apr-27-2007 23:29

I smoked a Mexican because I hate myself and the voices told me to.

Wow. The last bit works.

My sister's is
I dry humped your mom because I hate my family...
Too funny not to post.


Apr-27-2007 23:31

And yes, my sister was wearing an orange shirt.
It was orange day at her pre-school.


Apr-28-2007 11:14

I loved a pickle because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Peggy Ramsey
Peggy Ramsey

May-30-2007 14:54

I dry-humped a fork because I'm cool.

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

May-30-2007 21:24

I kicked my science teacher because I was drunk.

And what better reason is there for kicking school personel than arriving for your educational process already loaded?

Violet Emm
Violet Emm

Jun-19-2007 00:12

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I was drunk.

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