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I loved my sister because that's how I roll.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
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Oct-1-2006 08:34
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
Post the sentence.
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Tinuviel
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Jan-22-2007 04:52
I did the Macarena with my neighbour because I was high.
Good thing I can't remember any of it!
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Pseudo
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Jan-22-2007 15:39
I danced with a spoon because I can't control myself.
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Samiritus
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Jan-22-2007 16:01
I yelled at a squirrel because I'm cool like that.
That doesn't make sense...
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Lady Erin
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Apr-12-2007 05:28
I murdered my neighbour because i'm sexy and i do what i want?
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LuthienAstraea
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Apr-12-2007 06:15
I had lunch with a homeless guy because I'm a ninja
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Amanda92
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Apr-13-2007 17:04
I loved a fork because I hate myself
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Asuna
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Apr-27-2007 23:29
I smoked a Mexican because I hate myself and the voices told me to.
Wow. The last bit works.
My sister's is
I dry humped your mom because I hate my family...
Too funny not to post.
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Asuna
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Apr-27-2007 23:31
And yes, my sister was wearing an orange shirt.
It was orange day at her pre-school.
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a_agarwal
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Apr-28-2007 11:14
I loved a pickle because I'm NOT a homosexual.
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Peggy Ramsey
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May-30-2007 14:54
I dry-humped a fork because I'm cool.
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