|
|
I loved my sister because that's how I roll.
|
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
|
Oct-1-2006 08:34
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.
Post the sentence.
|
Replies |
Sam Average
|
Dec-13-2006 06:22
This thread is dispicable. Does it have a prejudice against llamas and homeless guys as it seems to suggest that they cannot be loved and permanent markers can only be loved once every 4 years.
|
Sara Lou
|
Dec-13-2006 06:44
I sang to my dog because I was high.
|
Anikka
Babelfish
|
Dec-13-2006 12:21
I did the Macarena with a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
|
anuray
|
This reply has been deleted by a Moderator
|
anuray
|
Dec-14-2006 11:07
i yelled at my sister because someone offered me 100000 dollars.{an impossible thing}
|
crunchpatty
Old Shoe
|
Dec-22-2006 01:41
lol, I rolled my sister cause that's how I love...
Oh whatever trevor don't even look at me like that.
Just a little bump.
|
biggie528
Lucky Stiff
|
Jan-20-2007 21:09
I dry humped Chuck Norris because I was high...
thanks for putting this thread back in my head. We have a whole slew of new people now!
|
Zanjana
Washed Up Punter
|
Jan-20-2007 21:19
I sang to a monster because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Hmmm...perhaps if I were homosexual the monster would sing to me?
|
eeyores_lost_tail
|
Jan-20-2007 21:22
I ran over a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
I love my birthday...so close to Christmas (:
|
Mariann Madison
|
Jan-21-2007 18:12
I kicked a homeless guy because the voices told me to!
LOL
My friend ran over a llama because she's cool.
|
|