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Completed Missions

  • Packages Delivered: 5
  • Overdue Books Returned: 3
  • Nemeses Captured: 0
  • Secret Plans Revealed: 0
  • Artifacts Unearthed: 0
  • Journal Pages Found: 0
  • Brass Rings Won: 0

Detective Biography

Location: Southern California


"There is not much I wish to reveal about my personality or life for fear of looking really uninteresting and downright boring. I'd rather hold back let you use your imaginations to find me mysterious and curiously complex, if not altogether irritating. I like toast, puppets, and getting free gifts with magazine subscriptions. I like short walks on long beaches, nonrhyming couplets, and that feeling you get when you sit on a seat that a complete stranger has just warmed up."


Lesson learned June 26:

You can't escape your past with cyberspace - the old losers you want to forget just seem to show up when you least expect it.


Is there an 'I' in "TEAM?"
No, but there is a "ME!"


(O.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile
(> <) to help him achieve world domination.


Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines.

Hobbes: Maybe that's why it's hard to tell if we're in a tragedy or a farce.


"It’s important to have goals when you pet. Otherwise you’re just rubbing another mammal for no reason."


"Only after the last tree has been cut down, Ony after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you realize money cannot be eaten."
-- Cree Prophesy

“It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.”
-- Roy Disney

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Animals are my friends. I don't eat my friends."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better."
-- Mae West

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."
-- Mark Twain

"Truth is a torch but a tremendous one. That is why we hurry past it, shielding our eyes, indeed, in fear of getting burned."
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these."
-- G.W.Carver

"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men."
-- Leonardo da Vinci


Order o Socrates:  Poor(-2)
Arcanum Brthrhd:  Good(10)
Cosa Nostra:  Poor(-3)
Eastern Triads:  Poor(-3)
Circle of Light:  Neutral(0)
Green Hand:  Fair(7)
The Tea Steepers:  Neutral(0)
Shangri La Tigers:  Neutral(0)


Banker (New York)
Butcher (New York)
Curator (London)
Librarian (London)
Shoe Maker (Shanghai)
Missionary (Delhi)
Postal Clerk (Delhi)

Arch Villains

None Caught

Books Collected

Secret Adversary
Agatha Christie

The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Agatha Christie

The Hound of the Baskervilles
Arthur Conan Doyle

A Scandal in Bohemia
Arthur Conan Doyle

Martin Hewitt, Investigator
Arthur Morrison

The Murders in the Rue Morgue
Edgar Allan Poe

The Moonstone
Wilkie Collins