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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Cow Ward II
Cow Ward II
Well-Connected

Sep-21-2007 11:01

You spread yourself across the internet in the manner of an email worm. Very soon afterwards, Norton & MacAfee are responding with new virus definition downloads. Microsoft is issuing a new software patch for XP & Vista. The 'Fizzlewig' worm phenomenon, as devastating as it was, it quite short-lived as you're now deleted to near extinction from servers across the globe. Yet it doesn't end there: the FBI, CIA, Interpol, and other worldwide anti-cyberterror units are on your tail, looking for the person who wreaked all this havoc. You even have Sleuthers after you, annoyed to have woken up one morning to find their Sleuth Mail inboxes flooded with 'Fizzlewigs'.

I wish I understood the game cricket. What sort of a sport has a single match lasting a week or a month or as long as necessary to determine the winner? And what sort of a sport uses a statistical model to determine the outcome if the match gets rained-out?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-21-2007 13:42

The lovely and talented Lady Emerald Devon does her very best to explain cricket to you, here...

http://noir.playsleuth.com/map/cityhall/post.spy?id=12585&first_record=92128

...however, enraged that you don't understand her explanation, she totally loses it and shows up at your door with a menacing gleam in her eye and a blood-stained cricket bat in her fist.

I wish I had a pet cricket.

brick84
brick84
Sleuth About Town

Sep-21-2007 16:16

You do have a pet cricket, well, you did.
I took it and used it for bait. Caught a nice one too, thanks crunchpatty.


I wish I could cook this fish I caught with crunchpatty's cricket.

Arabella Parker
Arabella Parker
Well-Connected

Sep-21-2007 18:00

You find the fish under your bed 2 weeks after you caught it. The only reason you find it is because the heath department came and sealed up your room stopping the toxic gases from making the neighbors sick.


I wish the home buying process was quicker and easier.

Dave Von Wave
Dave Von Wave
Well-Connected

Sep-22-2007 12:37

Well now it is quicker and easier. All you have to do is go to the Cosa Nostra and throw some money at them and they'll not only point you in the direction of your house but they'll also drive you there.

The problem is, it's also completely random. Paupers may get mansions and millionaires may get old shacks. And most of the "new" real estate is at the bottom of the ocean. Brick to your ankle comes free of charge.

I wish the Tea Steepers AND the Tigers would like me so much I could learn both their skills.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-23-2007 12:54

The Tea Steepers and the Tigers both adore you and you have both of their skills, as a result all the townies in every other city consider you a suck up and will no longer answer any of your questions.

I wish for world peace.

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Sep-23-2007 13:45

^buzz kill

All the world is loving each other, no war, no hatred. There is a population boom. There is not enough food to feed all the people. The entire world population is starving and begging for food...one person so hungry is halucinating and looks to his neighbor and sees meat rather than a human, he takes out his knife....

I wish sand dollars had monetary value

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Sep-25-2007 08:07

Sand Dollars gain a monetary value causing widespread inflatulence which not only causes the stock markets to crash but speeds up the Green House effect causing a rapid ice age where everyone dies.

I wish I actually made funny jokes.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-26-2007 06:56

*poof* you make funny jokes, but it's basically all 'bottom humour'. Bad flatulence jokes, and pull my finger routines, that crack up ten year olds and mountain folk and make you oh so funny that you've been snapped up by a 'talent' scout to make a movie along side the comedic giants that are Rob Schneider and Paulie Shore. And that my friend is probably more of a curse than anyone deserves!

I wish that the bike ride too AND from work was all downhill.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Sep-27-2007 06:12

And so it was. You moved house, to a place further down the hill... unfortunately being in work and leaving it all up to the missus to move everything was not the most thoughtful move you could have made, and doesn't Mrs Squizz let you know that... your nuts really did get a hiding.

I wish I had inspiration.

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