Corrupt A Wish
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
You have a big bowl of Gold Rush Ice cream but are so excited you eat it too fast and get brain freeze. You run madly into a big vat of dark chocolate. Someone pokes you with a big stick, you grab onto it and they pull you out. Now you are a new treat called "Gold Rush Ice cream filled dark chocolate covered Leddie on a stick."
I wish I were on a sail boat in the Pacific Ocean.
Sailing, sailing, over the bounding main... in your 14 foot Sunfish. Now, that's a sailboat! Yeah, a good sailboat for a lake. Unfortunately, there's a bad squall headed straight for you. How you wish you were on Lake Winniwookiemac right now.
I wish I understood why cats must be RIGHT THERE all over whatever you're trying to do. Reading a book? Can't turn the page. Trying to type? Oops, cat butt on the space bar. Grrrrrrr..... WHY????
Sleuth About Town
You immediately understand the curious nature of cats,
and in your excitement and knowledge you start furiously
trying to type with your butt.
( remember Ani, " curiousity killed the cat". Wouldn't want you sliding off your keyboard.)
Why isn't there a reality show about politicians?
Cow Ward II
And now there is. Primetime. On C-SPAN. Tune in. For the latest filibuster. Don't forget the popcorn.
I wish I were in the Alps.
You are. You're totally alpine! A St. Bernard dog with a flask full of jimmy juice tied around its neck comes running up to you, all 'yay-you' like, but it trips over the frozen pigtails of some girl who used to be named Heidi and spills cold liquor all over your front. And ruins the page in your 'English->Alpine' Dictionary that tells you how to say "No really, I actually have GREAT bladder control".
I wish I had GREAT bladder control.
You master the art of bladder control, but your mastry is so good, you now find it impossible to relieve yourself. You bladder continues to fill for the rest of your life causing excruciating pain, until you die a horrible death as your bladder explodes, taking a whole city block out with the force of the explosion.
I wish I could travel back in time.
Lady Emerald Devon
Arrrrr you survey seadog, you wish to travel back in time do ye? Think ye might find me treasurrree?
Aye, ye travel back into and become my cabana bo arrrrr cabinboy.
I wish I was actually speaking like a pirate. Arrrrr.
Dave Von Wave
You arrrrr speaking like a pirate. What's more, Fizzlewigs wish sends you back in time as well. Now you speak so authentically that they actually mistake you for a real pirate.
Unfortunately, they executed pirates back in the old days....
I wish for world-domination. I would be a kind and just ruler.
Yarr you can have yer world domination. Yer King of the Pirater Nation. Yarrrrr. Avast ye yer majesty would yer like yer wooden leg polished. Yer hook seems a bit rusty, I think ye been wearing it in the shower again haven't ye. Yarrrr, and it be past it's warranty date too. YARRRR!
I wish I had a pirates costume. Yarrrr.
You get a pirate costume, it's definitely authentic looking, so authentic that a group of ninjas attack you at once and all you have to defend yourself with is a polished wooden leg and rusty hook. Good luck my friend!
I wish I was a ninja!