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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Zeehawk
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Mar-24-2007 09:42
You have the heelies, but you lost the wheels.
I wish it was summer break from school already.
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saskk
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Mar-24-2007 11:48
it is summer break from school already but you find out you're made to live in a deserted island with Donald Trump.
I wish I ruled the universe.
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Zeehawk
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Mar-25-2007 12:22
you rule the universe but no one cares about your dumb rules.
P.S. forget it cuz ur never going to rule the universe
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Mar-26-2007 01:28
I wish Zeehawk had cared about the dumb rules and posted a wish (again, this time the acoustic remix version, f/ Nelly Furtado and Timbaland).
I wish I liked Taco Bell.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Mar-26-2007 09:54
You like Taco Bell, but come to realise that it is only because ever since the franchise wars, every restaurant is Taco Bell.
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish.
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Amanda92
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Mar-26-2007 16:34
You do know what to wish for but, your wish doen't come true :(
I wish I knew what my cat was thinking
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LuthienAstraea
Well-Connected
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Mar-26-2007 17:42
*HISS* Granted and you find out that ur cute lil Fluffy actually holds his owner personally responsible for nipping his manhood during the '50% off neutering' day at the local vet. Now its spring, the birds n bees are gettin busy, n while Bambi n his bashful skunk friend(who ironically is named Flowers) are gettin harrassed by their female counterparts in the magic forest, ur poor kitty is now a miserable, lonely poof of a cat who is stuck with being called 'flaccid' by his mates. Tough life.
I wish I could find that pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Mar-29-2007 04:45
You follow that rainbow and find the pot of gold! Fool's Gold, that is... oh, so sparkly, but worthless.
I wish I could have thought of a wish that didn't have anything to do with taking a nap, but I didn't. So I also wish I had taken a nap earlier.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Mar-29-2007 15:18
Rip van lucky you! You did take a nap earlier, but it was restless and beset upon with disturbing references from the corrupt-a-wish image-cyclopedia, leading to sweat-inducing nightmares about neutered cats, a rainbow trout dressed as a leprechaun, a howling army of beady-eyed taste buds and a barking muffin full of teeth at a tequila-soaked spring break party.
I wish I had one of those cool massage chairs.
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LuthienAstraea
Well-Connected
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Mar-29-2007 18:45
Aaah..sheer bliss. There u are, sat on the latest version of Massage Pleasure 3000. Plush black leather, state of the art gadgetry, the whole works...enjoying wave after wave of the intense pressure on ur sore vertebral discs(courtesy of last week's rugby match with those angry lesbians at the Feminist Rugby Union) when ur elbow accidentally hits the 'SUPER ULTRA MAX strength' button on the chair remote.. *crunch* Lets just say, being called 'spineless' is no longer a metaphor and u spend the rest of ur days ringing bells in notre dame and cracking jokes with talking gargoyles
I wish shopping was a profession
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