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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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woggle woggs
woggle woggs
Well-Connected

Mar-15-2007 19:14

They've all decide to stop rescheduling, but now they just don't show up at all.

Without the aid of hallucinogens, I wish my mirror could talk and that it would tell me I'm the fairest one of all.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Mar-15-2007 20:28

You mirror speaks, "Verily forsooth, Master, thou art the fairest of all. For 'your' snaggle-toothed wartiness, your slime stained tentacles and tumescent protusions are indeed pleasing to mine eye, compared to the grotesque creatures that inhabit this world you now stand in."

Ok, well they do say 'In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king', but even so, right about now you're looking for a red hot poker and a guide dog.

I wish I hadn't failed my hunt last night. :)

Alistair Sapyent
Alistair Sapyent

Mar-16-2007 01:59

Time reverses itself, and you are given a second chance to catch the elusive villain. After a thrilling hunt covering several nations, your agency sucessfully puts Luther "the Mole" Wanstrath behind bars and receives a handsome reward to boot.

However, due to unfortunate timing and an idiosyncratic hiccup in the servers powering Sleuth, a previously undiscovered but fatal code error is triggered, causing the whole game to rapidly glitch itself into oblivion. You are now the target of Ben and every Sleuth aficionado's wrath, blamed for the destructi0n of their beloved creation/pasttime. :)

I sure wish spring break would last long enough for me to finish the coursework I need to before university begins again.


Akemo
Akemo
Well-Connected

Mar-19-2007 19:07

spring break is extended long enough for you to finish your coursework but due to the rioting caused by extremely drunk university students, all universitys are burnt to the ground.

I wish somebody would invent a way to make diet sodas actually taste good.

Akano
Akano
Old Shoe

Mar-20-2007 08:49

They have found a way to make diet sodas taste good but they haven't been able to keep it in stock and so you don't get to drink any of it.

I wish I could find the time to play soccer/football/futebol etc. again.

Akemo
Akemo
Well-Connected

Mar-20-2007 12:38

you suddenly find you have the time to play but because youre so old you cant remember why you wanted to play in the first place.

i wish there was a gag big enough for crunchpatty :)

Arsenio Armas
Arsenio Armas

Mar-21-2007 07:24

There is a gag big enough for crunchpatty but it has copyright laws and you cant do it

I wish soda companies had a way of making water taste like soda

Zeehawk
Zeehawk

Mar-23-2007 18:07

You are cool, but not everybody has the same definition of 'cool'.

Zeehawk
Zeehawk

Mar-23-2007 18:14

sorry, wrong wish! anyway back to you...

water does taste like soda, but u lost all your taste buds!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-23-2007 21:24

I wish Zeehawk had posted a wish.

Zeehawk DID post a wish, and you responded to it in such a way as to set yourself up for a one-sided conversation SO circular and pointless that it reminds everyone else in town of watching a revolting little inbred poodle eating its own leavings in the park when it thinks none of the other dogs are watching. Which, some suspect, is what you're shooting for image-wise anyways.

*Breaks the cycle*

I wish I had dead monkey-face heelies.

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