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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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what'syourname
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Nov-1-2006 11:29
you get "And the Rest Will Follow" and you play "Sincerely, Ichabod" over and over and over, but you played it so much that you go deaf and can nolonger hear anything.
I wish I had the money to go shopping whenever I felt like it.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Nov-1-2006 15:00
You have the money to go shopping whenever you feel like it, which is all the time, so unfortunately you get nothing else done and eventually become shunned by society because of your lack of other interests and bad B.O.
I wish we could go back to the bartering system.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Nov-1-2006 15:38
*poof done* So I'm not sure what you're going to do with the 12 oxen, 67 chickens and a small Mexican named Raoul, you got in your pay packet this week, but whatever it is, DO IT QUICKLY, coz those animals aren't doing the carpet in your one bedroom apartment any favours, and the 3 ducks you got in the change from your MacDonalds last night are getting jealous.
Besides your front door's taking a hammering where Raoul keeps practising his knife throwing. As a consolation though he does say "I likes you pretty Seniorita", as he leers at you through his one good eye.
I wish we all drove small sensible cars.
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Teerawk
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Nov-1-2006 18:30
you get "And the Rest Will Follow" and you play "Sincerely, Ichabod" over and over and over, but you played it so much that you go deaf and can nolonger hear anything.
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Haha. Ya know what? I love that song and band so much, I can actually see that happening. XD
Granted, but then you don't have room for any passengers because your car is too small.
I wish I didn't have to take biology.
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*macadew*
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Nov-1-2006 19:32
You don't have to take Biology but (yes, but) you have to take a memorization class and have to memorize War and Peace as a homework assignment.
I wish that perfection wasn't boring.
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Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected
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Nov-1-2006 20:58
Perfection isn't boring but then you spend all of your time striving for flaws. When you realize it's impossible, you ask to be cryogenically frozen until such a time that you can be imperfect. This, of course, never happens, so you spend the rest of your known life frozen in a block of ice.
I wish that McDonald's could be fat-free and taste as good.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Nov-1-2006 21:11
*poof* that's an easy one, Macdonalds simply stop serving burgers, fries, shakes etc and just give out that cardboard/paper that it used to be served in.
Definitely fat free, and just as tasty!
I wish we knew what the secret herbs and spices in KFC were.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-2-2006 00:48
The herb n' spice cat's outta the bag! Unfortunately, the news that seasonings 3, 6 and 9 are feline in origin sends you into a 4 day gag party.
I wish there was footage of Oprah barfing on YouTube.
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Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected
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Nov-2-2006 08:19
That would ROCK but then it would cause the viewer to laugh themselves into spasms sending them to the hospital where they laugh themselves to death...so sad. Then Gayle King would get sued because she was the one who took the footage on their cross-country trip...not sad.
I wish that I was easily amused.
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Skip Brubaker
Well-Connected
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Nov-2-2006 09:32
No Problem! You get your wish and you are granted a sense of humor. You find yourself laughing all the time, at home, in bed, at work, in church and at funerals. You become a social outcast in your community, but at least you went with a smile.
I wish there was world peace and we all treated each other with respect regardless of our differences.
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