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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Oct-18-2006 19:31

Wow...a two-parter. Let's see. Fish live on land but since they only eat worms and plankton-type things, they die really quickly because they can't dig in the dirt or filter the water. Humans live in the sea but the dome they created to live in has a crack and they all drown pasted against the glass as the sea comes in.

I wish there was an American Channel so we could all drive to Europe.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Oct-18-2006 19:56

*Ooh, I do too. Hate to corrupt this one*

Frank Lloyd Wright, Jr. constructs a bridge spanning from North America to Europe. Unfortunately, its a two way street which means all the Europeans can come over here as well. Pretty soon America is Europeanized and Europe is Americanized and now you wish you were back in America, but the Europeans tore the bridge down.

I wish all men had Australian accents *sigh*

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Oct-18-2006 21:46

Poof... we all sound like Steve Irwin (may he rest in peace) and Crikey luv it's just a bloody nightmare. No one remembers to finish a frickin' word endin' in "ing" with a "g". AND it's all gunna, and wanna, and didya's all day long. Sure the accents sounds bonza, but ya just can't get a translator service to help ya work out what the hell all these blokes are sayin.

I wish all women had southern drawls. (speak like they're from the deep south of the US... not the Bayou either :p!)



Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Oct-19-2006 04:42

Well, sug, your li'l ol' wish is granted, but what you may not have reah-lized is that suth'ners talk sooo sloowww you'll be sawing gourds after the first sentence or two.

I wish my dog didn't hog my whole bed at night!



BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-19-2006 07:39

no he doesn't, he only takes up 99 % now :)


I wish I had scales instead of skin

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-20-2006 01:06

you are covered head to toe in scales. Sucks that insecure women trample you to death trying to weigh themselves. The last thing you hear is "Does this mumu make me look fat?".

I wish "brunch" could decide whether it was more of a morning or afternoon person.

Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Oct-20-2006 21:26

LOL, crunch! :)

Brunch decides it's an afternoon person. In a fit of rage, lunch tries to take over dinner, dinner fights back - breakfast gets hit in the crossfire. Lunch gets arrested for murder and you end up with one meal a day.

I wish all months had at least one holiday.

Victoria Florence
Victoria Florence

Oct-21-2006 11:17

Your wish is granted, but that means that you now work for the State of KY and must put up with the other state employess.

I wish I could afford to buy a house.

i.a.buentello
i.a.buentello

Oct-21-2006 11:48

i wish i had a un-corrupted wish! lol

Geddes
Geddes
Nomad

Oct-21-2006 16:25

Victoria:
You do have enough to buy a house and a very nice house at that. Although, being a doll's house it's just a tad too small for you yourself to move into.

i.a.buentello:
You get your uncorrupted wish, but the wish that is uncorrupted is your wish to have an uncorrupted wish. So, in essence you're no further forward.

I wish I hadn't slept in for work today.

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