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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-5-2006 22:20

you don't gain weight anymore......but your muscular structures gets weaker of the lack of excercise and thus transforms in fat and water. Thing is muscles weigh more than fat, so.....while your weight doesn't increase your body mass still does.

I wish I were a dictator in some banana republic

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-6-2006 01:38

KA-POW! Welcome to the republic of banana BadAss. It's all yours. Unfortunately this republic is just slightly south of Iceland and the bananas crumble in your iron fist. You're back to selling fake maps to celebrity homes under the bridge by the river.

I wish I hadn't just spent $10 on a nightgown I thought was just a big T-shirt.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Oct-6-2006 05:23

*I should have thought the Dora Explorer decal with the "ZZZZZ" in the cloud over her head was a dead give away*

*Sprinkles magic fairy dust on Crunchpatty's head - time reverses itself*

Crunchpatty doesn't spend $10 on a nightgown that (he says) he thought was just a big t-shirt. Instead he spends that $10 on a tube of model glue. However, it's an off brand and he suffers a severe allergic reaction while huffing. His brain becomes inflamed, he thinks he's a 9-year-old girl and wishes he had $10 to buy that Dora the Explorer nightgown at Wal-Mart.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Oct-6-2006 08:03

I wish I was independently wealthy and could travel the world

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Oct-6-2006 08:15

*poof* you're a Hilton sister.... *pauses*... you know I don't think I can add to that :D

I wish I was one of the Banana Splits.

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-6-2006 18:28

But then some body eats you.


I wish Eddie Guerrero was still alive. Long live Latino Heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2006 01:57

He's alive and kicking. Unfortunately, he's heard about your fixation with muscular Latin men slathered with baby oil, so most of that kicking is designed to get you to keep your mouth on your kneecaps while he "reminds you" what Latino Heat is all about.

I wish I knew how to hang-glide.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Oct-7-2006 02:12

You know how to hang-glide. Unfortunately, your extreme fear of heights coupled with a strange phobia of harnesses means that this knowledge is completely wasted on you. And to make things worse, your newfound knowledge has made you forget that you had these fears. So you strap on your glider, jump off a convenient cliff, and freak out so much that you end up losing control, hitting the ground at terminal velocity. It has to be a closed-casket funeral, since the jagged rocks you landed on tore your face to complete shreds. The hang-gliding training school successfully sues your estate for making them look incompetent, leaving your family penniless. They end up having to resort to selling your secret stash of midget porn on eBay, which officially makes your legacy a complete mockery. Oh, and your puppy dies for some reason.

I wish there was a bigger character limit, so that I could get my full wi

Snake 7
Snake 7

Oct-7-2006 15:58

There is, but you bore everyone so much that they quit this post and never come back.

I wish I had a teletubbie for a pet

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Oct-7-2006 19:51

*poof* one teletubbie coming right up...

ooh look it's the new grey teletubbie called Bubba they made to try and take education into the prison system. Anyway Bubba's about 6"5' 300 pounds, has a pair of hand-cuffs as the apex of his head gear, and just says "Crush" a lot. The rest (well, 'you' at any rate) is history.

I wish it was sunny in the day time, and it rained at night.

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