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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Cynderbear
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Sep-16-2006 03:21
You wake up to find there are no nuclear weapons, but you do wish you could sleep instead of being whipped and carrying more blcoks to the Pharoah's Pyramid.
I wish the supects didn't clam up so easily....
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jroepel
Con Artist
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Sep-16-2006 03:58
Your suspects never clam up. In fact they name so many suspects that your suspect list grows to include every resident on the island of Manhattan. All your cases become unsolvable due to the inability to narrow down your suspect list.
I wish Bush wasn't President.
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Brishu Orton
Well-Connected
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Sep-16-2006 04:23
Bush is no longer president. Instead, he has created a new position of World Emperor.
I wish chocolate was really, really healthy.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-16-2006 06:06
Chocolate is really really healthy but it tastes like raw turnips.
I wish I had a cool parrot like Greyling!
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Sep-16-2006 07:28
You have a cool parrot like Greyling but it constantly poops on your shoulder.
I wish I had a boxing monkey in a sailor suit.
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yoyofoshow
Old Shoe
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Sep-16-2006 08:25
You do have a boxing monkey in a sailor suit but it beats you up
I wish I was as funny as crunch
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Belle Star
Washed Up Punter
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Sep-16-2006 09:22
You are as funny as Crunch, but Crunch gets jealous and hires a hit man to murder you.
I wish i lived on a tropical island with The Rock!
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R Anstett
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Sep-16-2006 09:32
The Rock is right there in the sand next to you, see that pretty sparkly pebble!
I wish I could think of a wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-16-2006 10:50
You did think of a wish, but it was corrupted
I wish I didnt have to sleep
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Forskin
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Sep-16-2006 10:53
You don't have to sleep. You're a crack-head with an endless supply of crack.
I wish i could catch a villian.
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