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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-15-2006 21:29

Your wish does NOT get corrupted, but we all make fun of you anyways :)

I wish I was as smoking hot as cfm :)

Sep-15-2006 21:33

You become smoking hot like cfm, but the resulting smoke gives you emphysema.

I wish my son grows up to play in the NFL

Sep-15-2006 22:05

your son grows up to play in the NFL but will grow so terribly strong he can beat up his daddy real bad :)

I wish the pope were a buddhist

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Sep-15-2006 23:24

The pope becomes a buddhist, but the Dali Lama converts to Roman Catholicism.

I wish that cars would run on salt water.

Sep-15-2006 23:56

Cars run on salt water, but the engine rusts and corrodes and all the cars die.

I wish that all men came with instructions on how to operate them.

(PS this might be the best thread ever, and I know I say that all the time, but this time I MEAN it....you get to crush ppl's dreams, whats better than THAT???)

Sep-16-2006 00:08

They do, but the directions are in a long-dead forgotten language that only 3 people in the world can translate, all men. And they're not talking.

I wish everyone had enough food to eat.

Sep-16-2006 02:18

Al-righty then. But then you eat so much that you explode and everyone else starves.

I wish I was the most popular human on this site.

Sep-16-2006 02:33

You are the most popular human on this site, but thats when everyone else gets cut off from here.

I wish I could fly a plane.

Sep-16-2006 02:53

You can fly a 'plane', but it's the woodworking tool kind, and it's from a piece of string like a kite, and you just look silly...

I wish there were no nuclear weapons.