Three word Story Compilation
So that the whole story can be seen in its glory here is the compliation of the first three word story thread.
This included up to 9/13/06 just before 8:00 sever time.
Thanks RAn, I was gonna get round to doing that but I kept forgetting. Its very funny!
Infinite monkeys? Check
Infinite typewriters? Check
Shakespearean work? Pretty damn close!
LOL I agree Crunch. Theory proven.
He then went down 367 steps to reach the chamber of unspeakable puns such as no one had seen before the Land of the Dead film festival.
The zombie starlet wearing a magnificent purple inner tube stuffed with bunnies with dripping noses.
They then went taking dirty pictures of strange chipmunks with extremely hairy chests and smiled.
Soon a crazy anteater came and [a] raccoon with flatulation.
They shook hands looking at Robin, they said simultaneously, "He looks tasty! Can we eat that kind of obviously toxic morsel?"
Sir Robin glared in appetizing sultriness and said "Go ahead and try! I'll beat you! Because my arms are smooth and chewy." He turned around and cried his barbaric yawp, beating his chest with rubber spatulas, frightening the creatures into hiding under a startled mongoose.
The mongoose pirouetted and swooped onto a pope-mobile replica that was really a home for three blind mice.
"Call that a real crazy place to have a mongoose for dinner."
Suddenly, they saw a superhero flying in pink tights toward the people, and a purple haze surrounded him.
"Is it a whiskey covered Canadian? Or is it Azriel the cat hunting for smurfs in the back of a Winnebago?"
The superhero said, "Fear not, for Smurfs in Winnebagos are better than smurfs in tomatoes unless deep fried and covered in three day old underwear taco sauce!"
Robin glared at the superhero and ran for the Yellow Brick Road of Damnation. The end of the superhero's cape fluttered, his tights rippled, eaking taco sauce
all down his knee-high leather boots.
'Phew', thought Robin, 'my underwear seems very strange and wet and sticky. I hope its not some diarrhea, because that would really make me not charming. So I will eat lots of fiber and other stuff.
(OK it get's 'weirder' than usual here...)
So, what's your Sleuth-Noirer to kiss my ford. What
an awkward situation!
"Oh yes it will be remembered by all. However, there are some who will not like to remember that they are incapable of thinking but they blabber about Agent Andrew like he does! And they love to smile and give High-5's to great big giraffes in antartica. I am done, now."
With that said he bought a huge bag of potato chips and decided to go where no one had gone before.
*Star trek theme tune*
"Oh dear the boys from the Green Halibut Galaxy are charging weapons! Quick lets run into the forgottenness and never again proclaim the righteousness of the great Mayor of Stupidity!"
With that said, they decided to forget all the assasins they had to hunt all the green halubutians.
(Hey Robin's back)
Robin feared halibut, so he crunched three cuckoo's eggs, giving them to the sulky mongoose The mongoose said, "Please bathe me, dress me in a pink tutu and cuddle me!".
He considered for the sake of all things lovable, to give the little cobra he was tickling, a mongoose dinner, but the cobra didn't eat meat. He craved the scent of dead men walking the plank wearing taco suits oozing saucy virility.
T. R. Wexler
That being said, they all ran
past the fuzzy jacket and to their ships loaded with angry penguins. All the penguins wore silver girdles that matched their beautiful pearl studded balaclavas. Robin laughed at the penguins.
The penguins began pooping all over, but expertly directed three dozen wildebeast in the process! It was inevitable.
"Hail hail hail" said the guard, and sure enough hail it did!
The hail pounded three times on their heads and they barely escaped, their helmets dented, their guns drooped!
"Ah, my brave little pretties", said Rudolph the Red, the mighty king of chipmunks. "There's my daughter and her pimp. He must be eliminated!"
Oops the pimp ran toward the big shower so bloated with nachos that everyone yelped "catch the pimp"!!!
It was inevitable that the pimp became so thirsty he drank his blood and became ... Archie Vile: The comic book character from Rudolph's favourite bright-nosed fantasy.
He ran around the mulberry bush the mulberry bush the mulberry bush early in the morning so that he could see who had burnt the tuna fish and the mulberry.
George Walker Bush also ran around looking for Monica. Monica didn't run, she actually sprinted to a drycleaner's to fetch the crusty frock before seamlessly transitioning to Fat Bastard. Then she ran into a pole and hurt her forehead, and quickly morphed
into Wolverine after giving birth to a drunken hippo and his twin.
The two hippos ran around naked during the inauguration of Sir Tiddlywinks, who was wearing the pope's tiara and stiletto heels. When he saw his righteous companion he dropped to his knees and tried to dance the tango with his head screwed backwards, so he was an owl!
Tiddlywinks then approached grinning madly and smelling of gravy and said:
"Oh, you look just like the pig on the avatar that Bad Ass has, but I think you smell nice, considering that you bathe only in pickled onions.
"Hurray hurray hurray! We have won!" cried the deleriously happy masses of furry little bears tripping over some BIG bear droppings onto some BIG octogenarian's front porch.
"Oh, my! What big molars you have and yellowish-purple tonsils!"
Thanks so much for putting this all together you guys!! Truly awesome!!
All the better you silly little twerp, for masticating our overgrown shrubberriess, toturing our garden and causing demise of garden gnomes such as crunchpatty and his wicked bald head which shines intensely even when he wears his mickey mouse gloves on his jacuzzi bathing pants. But now let's be quite tasty and run over to marry both squished garden gnomes, named wexler and andrew.
The newlyweds squealed in gle as they tumbled to the ground and tore off their senator's togas. "My goodness", said Wexler. I really think we should do something about the naked senators, who are attracting more pirates to ravish helpless women in hopes of gutting them with a butcher knife and making scallopini from their brains. Mmm! brain scallopini Johnny Depp drools "Agreed," nodded Andrews, " it's yummy, Johnny!" "Now, tell Wexler she is a bad cook and an even worse detective so she has to go see Martha Stewart. She will never want to leave when she goes nuts over a perfectly cooked meal. he menu looks er-interesting. I've never eaten anti-vampire kabobs with garlic beet root soaked with huge dogs salive. "so", said Martha Stewart, "What wedding night will wexler and andrew spend together while the rest of the merry wives are having fun carousing in the seedy bars of their dreams where they all have long beards and even longer necks. The are drinking ambrosia and eating nectar with their feet and smelling roses with their long noses!
But suddenly they realised that their ears had been untouched by q-tips thrown over the fence by angry girls named Wexler. Who only wanted to be innocent and sweet like candy hearts and fluffy little bunnies.
And so they went on doing what they were doing which was eating tacos that smelled like feet.