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Three word Story Compilation
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R Anstett
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Sep-13-2006 07:54
So that the whole story can be seen in its glory here is the compliation of the first three word story thread.
This included up to 9/13/06 just before 8:00 sever time.
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R Anstett
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Sep-13-2006 07:55
Once upon a time three huge bear were on (kingdoms were at) top of a really really big sack of lingonberries which are only three days old. So they should not rot the bears at most of them. And they got really frizzy so they used defrizzing conditioner and then they walked down the lane lined with dirty paper towels looking for a cave full of rabid hungry wombats who could juggle coconuts bare handed.
Suddenly they saw a tiny pink fluffy teddy bear. The youngest name Brave Sir Robin was a flaming red head, who enjoyed the touch of Silky Squirrels. Sir Robin said, "Fear not! For I have come in peace, just remember my motto and you will live in peace forever and ever till the day after tomorrow. Then seven silver stars will shine as bald men's heads alwasy do. Then, an apricot will remind you of an old lover Bobo's Flying Imaginary homeless flea circus will suddenly appear and save the world from profanity including words like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, gesundheit, and mullets.
They will attack those who can't find their shoes and hats which they left accidentally while travelling somwhere around the mythical Antipodes, a secret temple where gods want to eat, drink and fly kites. Suddenly (painted it blue) the pink teddy who always carried lunch in a small red drawer jumped and said: I am here!
Thank goodness, squealed Brave Sir Robin, and there was tickertape and sticky little creatures called Momo, Bobo and Big Billy Bob. The three creatures ate some souvlakis and wondered why they were here with Sir Robin. Sir Robin said, You are here because of my sparkling wit and my really awkward fuzzy pink hair. Suddenly they saw the light. So the(y) skiped toward the dancing faries until they reached the hedge adn stole something from the mexican Mafia.
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R Anstett
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Sep-13-2006 07:55
They decided to lay low, until they slept. Afterwards they ran away with undeclared tacos underneath their underwear to bribe the president of the land of incredibly stupid Arch Villains. Who now decided taco laden underwear becomes the new symbol of virility. Now he must take a ferret and shave it as a sign to his mistress that he is ready and willing to play Tiddlywinks.
THey came across 25,000 ant marching to Bobo's Circus carrying signs saying we want more Turkish Delight adn underwear marinated tacos. They then decided to jump naked into a vat of Canadian mapleleaf flags soaked in liquid highlighter ink with fluorescent nuances so they would glow like spanked sleuthbutt in late August.
That was nothing compared to the predicament that Robin found himself in. He found a Micky Mouse designed sambuca bottle which rendered alcohol alcohol-free. When grabbign it he touched Mickey's hand and felt an odd sensation throught his whole islets of langerhans, which are located east of Switzerland and south of where ever he had gone already. So knowing that he set Micky on a pedestal and hope that he would bite into a juicy pair of beautiful red apple(s) and Rocky Mountain Oysters which would then collapse into an avalanche of the kind that never a bull (cow) did see.
After that it started to become frighteningly clear that Robin needed to have his vegan advisor killed because he made a very stupid confusing tofu with rocky moutain oysters: bull testicles. Then the purple pumpkin jumped into sight (site) and started doing a jig.
Out of nowwhere two really big black cats jumped towards Robin snarling, "Say your prayers you dirty little muscrat, because penguins rule this land of ice and chocolate covered, candied gogo boots.
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R Anstett
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Sep-13-2006 07:55
The Penguin Ruler, Gilbert told Robin to drop your pants and let me check for halibut! Sir Robin refused, but instead offered to share a pocketful of moist creamy mucus muffins. Instead he licked the wrong end of the crusty creepy pancake that bled gravy upon halibut stuffed walruses sighing, "Leftovers again?".
Silence young man. But Mooommmmmmm I wetted my bed last night because I drank too much of that 'water" you hid under your bed in a chamberpot next to that Micky Mouse bottle that was by the door. Ultimately seeing spots red has made me dizzy and sick and now I have to go punt a chicken over the balcony so that everyone felt fleetingly feathered and full of paltry poultry delights.
He then went down 367 steps to reach the.....
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Sep-13-2006 10:30
ROFL its even funnier when its all put together!!!!
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Reese Withers
Well-Connected
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Sep-13-2006 10:55
lmao
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-13-2006 11:32
Thanks RAn, I was gonna get round to doing that but I kept forgetting. Its very funny!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-13-2006 11:48
HA!
Infinite monkeys? Check
Infinite typewriters? Check
Shakespearean work? Pretty damn close!
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jroepel
Con Artist
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Sep-13-2006 16:12
LOL I agree Crunch. Theory proven.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-20-2006 18:53
He then went down 367 steps to reach the chamber of unspeakable puns such as no one had seen before the Land of the Dead film festival.
The zombie starlet wearing a magnificent purple inner tube stuffed with bunnies with dripping noses.
They then went taking dirty pictures of strange chipmunks with extremely hairy chests and smiled.
Soon a crazy anteater came and [a] raccoon with flatulation.
They shook hands looking at Robin, they said simultaneously, "He looks tasty! Can we eat that kind of obviously toxic morsel?"
Sir Robin glared in appetizing sultriness and said "Go ahead and try! I'll beat you! Because my arms are smooth and chewy." He turned around and cried his barbaric yawp, beating his chest with rubber spatulas, frightening the creatures into hiding under a startled mongoose.
The mongoose pirouetted and swooped onto a pope-mobile replica that was really a home for three blind mice.
"Call that a real crazy place to have a mongoose for dinner."
Suddenly, they saw a superhero flying in pink tights toward the people, and a purple haze surrounded him.
"Is it a whiskey covered Canadian? Or is it Azriel the cat hunting for smurfs in the back of a Winnebago?"
The superhero said, "Fear not, for Smurfs in Winnebagos are better than smurfs in tomatoes unless deep fried and covered in three day old underwear taco sauce!"
Robin glared at the superhero and ran for the Yellow Brick Road of Damnation. The end of the superhero's cape fluttered, his tights rippled, eaking taco sauce
all down his knee-high leather boots.
'Phew', thought Robin, 'my underwear seems very strange and wet and sticky. I hope its not some diarrhea, because that would really make me not charming. So I will eat lots of fiber and other stuff.
(OK it get's 'weirder' than usual here...)
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-20-2006 18:53
So, what's your Sleuth-Noirer to kiss my ford. What
an awkward situation!
"Oh yes it will be remembered by all. However, there are some who will not like to remember that they are incapable of thinking but they blabber about Agent Andrew like he does! And they love to smile and give High-5's to great big giraffes in antartica. I am done, now."
With that said he bought a huge bag of potato chips and decided to go where no one had gone before.
*Star trek theme tune*
"Oh dear the boys from the Green Halibut Galaxy are charging weapons! Quick lets run into the forgottenness and never again proclaim the righteousness of the great Mayor of Stupidity!"
With that said, they decided to forget all the assasins they had to hunt all the green halubutians.
(Hey Robin's back)
Robin feared halibut, so he crunched three cuckoo's eggs, giving them to the sulky mongoose The mongoose said, "Please bathe me, dress me in a pink tutu and cuddle me!".
He considered for the sake of all things lovable, to give the little cobra he was tickling, a mongoose dinner, but the cobra didn't eat meat. He craved the scent of dead men walking the plank wearing taco suits oozing saucy virility.
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