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Al Z
Al Z

Sep-6-2006 23:18

Skills that would make us feel better!

1) Kung-Fu: After a townie has taken us for the $500 cash for a last desperate clue ride, we should be able to employ Kung Fu, beat the tar out of the townie, and get our cash back!

Take that Fishmonger! <Ayiiiiii!>

2) Advanced Hypnotism: Make those suspects bark like a dog or stab themselves in the eye socket with a pencil.

3) Canoe: Why pay $4000 to cross the ocean when you can just paddle your way there? Don't forget the canteen, yo!

4) Pawn Shoppery: Okay, so I picked the suspect's front door, got in, read the diary...and now to make a tidy little profit on the deal!
Whut? I am too the good guy.




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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-7-2006 00:28

lol Al :) How about a skilly called "Just for the Halibut" where you get to beat said fishmonger over head with his own goods!

Do you have the saying in US "Up Sh#t Creek in a Barb-Wired Canoe?" kinda reminds me of AV Hunts ;)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-7-2006 01:15

lol, okay so AndreaX and I aren't surgeons. (Well I'm not anyways). But we've been discussing a 'perform sex-change operation' skill. You get it from the Michael Jackson faction...Los Jackos or 'Thrillerz' for short.

Ugh...SS would you believe I have a framed poster in my house that says something along the lines of 'Visit Gill's Fish Grotto...Stop By Just For The Halibut' ?

*shamed*

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-7-2006 01:23

Personally, I've always thought that there should be a pair of skills designed to allow you to get one more piece of info from a clammed suspect.

For suspects of the opposite gender, you could use "Fancy dinner and liberal amounts of wine", and for same-gender suspects you could use "Drinking someone under the table". Both would cost the bribe amount for your case level, plus you can't use them if the bartender/waiter/waitress are clammed.

***realizes he put a lot of logistic work into this joke and proceeds to get sloppy drunk***

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-7-2006 01:31

*follows suit*

wait...is the "grapestompers barfly union" like some wacky new faction, cuz if so...may I say, hubba hubba...

*deep thoughts voice* while I'm thinking of it, shouldn't you be able to unclam someone with liberal amounts of clamato?

Bloody Caesar, someone shut my mouth!

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-7-2006 01:38

LMAO! I like all the skill suggestions.

I want to add the Three Stooges Eye Poke to all the p/e contacts in Shanghai. They are just evil! lmao.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-7-2006 04:44

For those people stuck in Shanghai on an AV hunt ;) they should be able to use the 'Fortune Cookie' skill.

Once a day they can break open their Sleuth Fortune Cookie and read some words of wisdom...

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.
He who throws dirt is losing ground.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
You will receive a fortune cookie.

OK so it won't help you catch your baddie, but it might alleviate the pain :D

Greyling
Greyling

Sep-7-2006 05:00

Thank you to the Weird Fortune Cookie Collection.

How about: Men who like rubbing it in, may wake up one morning with a horse's head in their bed and missing the left side of their moustache? :PPPP

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-7-2006 05:15

LOL Hey I've had that one before... go figure :s

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Sep-7-2006 05:25

LOL! How about a play some seducing jazz skill. I could have women begging me to go out with them. Kinda like real life. LOL! Not

tollo
tollo
Old Shoe

Sep-7-2006 06:01

I love all the ideas.
And something for us, who are stuck in Delhi for 5 days at Av hunt too......

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