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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Aug-31-2006 17:28

Now speaking of Sleuth Romances, huh? We weren't? Well we are now.
Speaking of Sleuth Romances, I have decided to make a dating service.
I have one client right now.
She's smart, funny and sexy but addicted to Sleuth so needs another Sleuther.
If you would like to join LEDs Best Sleuth Dates, then please PM me and you will recieve one coupon for a free LED Tea in Shangri-la.

Aug-31-2006 20:25

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. Leddie's expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Sleuth Love Boat soon will be making another run
Sleuth Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Sleuth Love Boat soon will be making another run
Sleuth Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Sleuth Love Boat-ah! It's the Sleuth Love Boat-ah!

Aug-31-2006 21:12

LMFAO.....

Aug-31-2006 21:26

LOL Captain Squirrel :-)

Aug-31-2006 23:51

LMAO!

Well I know I'll regret doing this... But <steps forward> ok LED, I'll sign up for your dating service. What do you have for a 28 year old California grad student soon to be social worker <hopefully>?

Sep-1-2006 04:27

"the Justin" is steppin up :)

sorry I had to say something to bump this, this is the first time its gotten knocked off the first page....

damn Crunch and his rantings ;)

Sep-1-2006 05:14

Let's see... I suppose I should write up an LED Sleuth Dating Agency intro for myself. lol. ok let's give this a shot.

I'm 28 years old with a Bachelor's Degree in Political Science and a minor in Economics. I am currently working to pursue my Masters in Social Work. I'm looking to either become a social worker in the local community helping the disadvantaged and mentaly ill, or I would like to head overseas and join ICRC or the UN's relief agency. Whatever I do, I want to make a career out of helping others, that is the most important thing. When I'm not studying or playing Sleuth online, I love to read, cook, mountain bike, hike, scuba dive, golf, and play with my two dogs. I have varied interests: everything from gourmet cooking and competitive bbq, to paleontology, to pirates, to renaissance art. I generally like to learn as much as I can about everything. I'm a genuine nice guy looking to meet my lady gumshoe.

ok hows that for a start Leddie? lmao! Oh boy. <cheeks burning red with embarrasement> The things I do for a giggle around here. :-)

Sep-1-2006 17:40

bump to keep biggie happy ;)

Sep-2-2006 02:07

*bumps and rants to keep Biggie happy*

*ranty old man voice*

In my day, we knew what money was worth, consarn it! You kids these days wouldn't know a dollar from a bathing costume! Why, back in nineteen-ought- three *falls asleep*

*snorts, wakes up and wipes drool from chin*

*continues rant* Mildred Goforth was the prettiest girl in school, and her father ran the coal mine. His name was Alfred - ol' Alfred coalthumb, we used to call 'im. Where was I? Oh yes, Mildred, she had blonde hair and all her own teeth, can you imagine? She was the first girl to wear a pleated skirt, why, before Mildred, there was a town by-law that declared any pleats the work of the communists!

*falls asleep again, wakes up with a shudder*

Communists? Where? Lemme at 'em!

Did I ever tell you about Mildred Goforth? She was the prettiest girl in school. She carried a lemon in her pocket, as was the style of the time. When I went to fight in the great war I gave all the boys from my town lemons, as a reminder of sweet Mildred.

Anyhow...I hear she joined a circus back in 38. Word is, she goes by the name 'Biggie528' now. But I *falls asleep*.

What?! Who said that? Where are my teeth? Consarn ye...

As I was saying...*falls asleep murmuring, "Bobo...Bobo"

K I'm done now.

Sep-2-2006 04:08

It doesn't mater if this is just an urban legend I've always liked it...

'ACTUAL' transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."