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Sep-8-2007 19:16

Okay, I got this game from some other message board...

Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)

For Example:

RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?

SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?

HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah

Get it? Cool! I'll start...

Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?

Sep-9-2007 14:14

If he told you he'd have to kill you. Just like he
did those people in,... *click-click*

*brick recognizes, behind him, the sound of the hammer being cocked on a snub-nosed .38.*

Why is the furniture for your apartment so expensive?

Sep-9-2007 19:36

The furniture factory monkeys keep slipping on banana peels. To make a long story short...health insurance reasons.

Why do people keep making fun of my glasses?

Sep-10-2007 01:19

Because the rest of us are all cyclops. Or Cyclops's. Or Cyclopi. Or habitually confuse "google" with "goggle".

Whatever, stupid two-eyes!!! I can't believe you see your momma with both of those eyes!

Why don't I have a cell phone yet? (Seriously, tell me...I'm running out of reasons, and really sick of being asked)

Sep-10-2007 09:08

*brick whispers to crunchpatty*
"You mean all four of them".

Sep-10-2007 20:41

You don't have a cell phone because your momma's boyfriend's cousin's uncle's sister's friend died from a big 'ole brain tumor and you don't want to catch it. :)

Why is Shady, well...so shady?

Sep-10-2007 20:43

You don't have a cellphone because you don't want the aliens picking up on your conversations.

Why do fools fall in love?

Sep-10-2007 23:49

Its only love if it lasts more than 2 hours, and only fools would let that happen.

Why is the London Tailor, Penelpe Pins so skinny? Drugs???

Sep-11-2007 00:56

Nope. Total tonsil tickler. She goes all 'roman' every time love lasts more than two hours, much to the complete shock of her boy-toys who, up until that moment, thought the reviews were pretty okay.

Holy crap, what was that noise?

Sep-12-2007 13:31

I don't know. Did you finally hear yourself breathe? Uh-oh... or was it the lack or breathing... better watch out, crunchy.


What does Shady use all that money for anyways?

Sep-12-2007 15:00

He uses it to fund his secret addiction to being entertained by medieval court jesters.

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