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Sep-21-2006 19:33

Here is a fun forum game from *cough* another online game I play. Here's how it works, post an insult, lie or jest about the person who posted in the thread before you did. I've seen people come up with some preety funny things, the sillier the better. I'll start to give an example, then feel free to sling your worst at me. :)

Mar-28-2012 19:20

** Speeding IS great, but only straight. No fun in wiping out **

^ Chases bees on bugs until he falls over, and gets run over. SPLATTTT!!!

Mar-29-2012 13:47

*splat?! LOL*

^ got sprayed on with pesticide as he was buzzing with laughter looking at my remains and scratching his belly in the air.

Mar-30-2012 10:09

^ Has been known to lure unsuspecting bugs to his apartment. (Following events are not suitable for publication in reputable rags, so I won't either.)

Mar-30-2012 16:11

^ tiptoes out of the house at nights to secretly spill bread crumbs all over people's doorways.

Mar-31-2012 22:29

^ Packs Crisco, or grease under the door handles of unsuspecting car drivers. Which he uses depends on the degree of animosity he is feeling at the time.

Apr-1-2012 06:30

^ sleeps wearing a Mickey Mouse costume

Apr-2-2012 19:52

^Has three dufflebags in her basement labeled "hitchhikers"... (creepy)

Apr-3-2012 10:17

** to Cordelia: Only the ears, my dear. The rest is au naturel. **

^ Wears a padded rubber suit 'cause he misses his padded room.

Apr-3-2012 10:34

^ once he starts doing his Argentine tango (solo), no one can stop him.

Apr-4-2012 18:59

^ Prefers the cha-cha, especially in a line dance.