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Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

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Oct-31-2007 23:13

^ boyfriend has been deleted by a moderator :P

Everyone eats baby carrots, but would they eat them if they were called fetal carrots? I heard a story today about pants that measure the volume of your farts. I think it was on Oprah. Bacon is the king of smells. Jumbo is the king of shrimp. Salt makes everything taste better. Life would be easier if I had a butler.

Oct-31-2007 23:22

'Cept for the butler.... *wink*

Nov-1-2007 12:30

Crunch's posts: otherwise known as a minute in the life of someone with *severe* ADD :D

Nov-1-2007 15:27

People who break into spontaneous song in my office should realise I'm not very cheery in the morning, and that 'Shut the %^&% up", is a legitimate response.

Nov-1-2007 15:35

Here's the cure:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/666/

Nov-2-2007 18:57

Can a harsh look and a sharp tongue be considered tools of torture? Why are my feet so wide? Zealot is a poor word for what it describes, mainly because it reads like "ze a lot" which makes me think of people attempting a poor French accent which reminds me of french toast which wasn't even invented in France which makes me sad about wanting to save the whales when they'll be the only ones left here after we wreck everything and they'll swim around asking each other, "So why were they called human beings? They were more like human doings."

*clears throat*

So why are they called pigtails when pigs only have one tail and it's curly, not droopy?

Nov-2-2007 23:54

because people who have from-behind pork fetishes and people who have cheerleader pigtail fetishes sometimes share apartments. Sometimes, a lot of times. That's just what you get for bunking with a farmer. You won't be thinking about how he's the salt of the earth when he shows up in your room with lovin' on his mind with one hand full of vaseline and the other full of congealed bacon fat.

Would I look nice in a straw hat?

Nov-3-2007 01:40

You'd portray American Gothic better than an anorexic faux-punk attempting DDR.

So why do we torture ourselves just to impress the neighbors, then claim we don't care what they think? Why take medicine that could cause a stroke just to prevent gas? Am I a sage born amongst savages or just too insane to know the difference? How many licks does it take to taste angels on the head of a pin? Perhaps medication is a good thing. Medication is best when given by a cute incurable flirt. Flirtation is 1% reality and 99% wishful thinking. If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak.

That's my rant and I'm sticking to it.

Nov-3-2007 23:43

GG is rivaling crunch for the most head spinning monologue...