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Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

May-16-2011 16:31

I'll Start.

I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen

Put Your fave quotes here ;)

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ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-6-2011 17:53

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Benjamin Franklin)

Alfred Lord Tennyson once wrote - Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, if I ever meet him in the afterlife, I'm kicking him in the nuts (ctown28)

Synesence
Synesence
Vigilante

Sep-6-2011 18:06

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.Yeah,if you throw it at him. (Lulu)

Summer Daze
Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter

Sep-7-2011 07:31

(Lulu? I mean ... Lulu?)

"One should not exaggerate the importance of trifles. Life, for instance, is much too short to be taken seriously."
-Nicolas Bentley, British cartoonist





ATLANTISREALM
ATLANTISREALM

Sep-7-2011 14:40

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Synesence
Synesence
Vigilante

Sep-7-2011 15:10

I have a dream,and that dream is to have a dream.

Summer Daze
Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter

Sep-8-2011 09:23

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

- Carl Gustav Jung

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Sep-8-2011 10:49

Restaurant waiter to Lou Holtz on eve of Notre Dame post-season bowl appearance:

"What is the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?"
... answer
"Cheerios belong in a bowl."


Some time later, Lou Holtz asked the waiter this question:

"What is the difference between Lou Holtz and a golf pro?"
... answer
"A golf pro gives tips."

Synesence
Synesence
Vigilante

Sep-8-2011 11:13

The best things in life are free,but we'll take everything that isn't!

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Sep-9-2011 08:25

What the Hell is a Twitter and where can I buy one? ~Dad

Where there's crumbs there's an injured donut waiting for death....

Summer Daze
Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter

Sep-12-2011 07:05

"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered"
- Voltaire

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