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May-16-2011 16:31

I'll Start.

I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen

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Sep-13-2011 05:39

'What goes around,comes around,so....You're fired.'

Sep-13-2011 10:45

(Umm - aren't quotes supposed to be author-attributed?)

"It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else."
-Sir J.M. Barrie, British writer

Sep-20-2011 15:19

Next time I have kids...

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."
-Anon

Oct-10-2011 12:42

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg .

-Abraham Lincoln

Oct-24-2011 13:21

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married...
-Katherine Hepburn

Oct-24-2011 15:39

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
 - Demetri Martin

Oct-28-2011 07:16

Women's faults are many, men have just two. Everything they say, and everything they do.

Oct-28-2011 07:17

My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Dec-11-2011 21:01

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.” -- Jon Stewart

Dec-11-2011 21:02

One more from Jon Stewart . . .

"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt . . . making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting VP since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird."