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Feb-26-2010 08:34

It's pretty simple.
You have to give the previous person the stupidest excuse with can think of to his/her request, and then post your on.

Example:
Will you take me to the movies?
I can't, they won't allow me in there.

I'll start:
Can you lend me 20 bucks?

Apr-7-2010 00:37

Is it vanilla? If it's a kitten I'll only take vanilla *Licks kitty's paws* Yuck, strawberry. *Saunters off mumbling "Can't find a decent vanilla kitten anywhere..."*

Apr-7-2010 00:38

Can I play outside Mommy?

Apr-7-2010 05:47

Nope, you mom said you'll catch cold which will lead to pneumonia then to a bronchial asphyxiation and eventually you may die (if not murdered already by the innumerable arch villains) .

Can we have some fun?

Apr-7-2010 18:42

No, I'm sorry. There will be not fun having because fun is addictive once you have some fun you'll want more fun and then you need all fun. So, No fun for you.

Will you help me organize my closet?

Apr-7-2010 19:40

No. Organization is highly overrated. It is ok to have a messy closet.

Will you go shopping with me?

Apr-7-2010 19:51

Whils the thought of sifting through thrift stores for that special beaded doorway hanging for your trailer-home is undeniably attractive, and indeed I realise that the local Walmart is having a sequinned leggings sale, and that must have you quite excited, but no, sorry I'm err doing something terribly important... washing my hair... no! ummm... taking my poodle for a manicure... yeah that's it.

Can anyone help me find my car keys?

Apr-9-2010 03:37

I would, but I've hidden them myself.

Could you buy me a new book?

Apr-9-2010 07:15

Sorry, it's a well-known fact that nothing published after 1873 is worth reading...

Could you iron my curtains?

Apr-12-2010 00:51

Nope irons are heavy , hot and.. boring........ wait a minute.. y would i iron ur curtains.... anyway????

Can you ask shady a favor?

Apr-12-2010 04:53

Sorry, he's always shady, under the shade of tree or something shady... so I can't find him.

Could you buy an apartment for me in Shanghai?