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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Dec-12-2009 08:41

JZ, you're operating under the idea that the winner will be a girl, right? :D

Elizabeth Christie
Elizabeth Christie
Tireless Tiger

Dec-12-2009 09:14

Or JZ is calling Turtledove a queen...hmmmm

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-12-2009 14:00

I'm actually not sure about a final date yet, as there are a couple different ideas going around for the end of the contest in the admin end. Plus I imagine we would like a lot of the community to vote.

*imagines turtledove accepting the title of Miss Sleuthville with a hand flip and a "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!"*

word.



turtledove
turtledove
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Dec-13-2009 07:57

Turtle puffs out his chest and begins to practice gliding gracefully across the stage while throwing a hand flip left and right all the while thinking .. If I win I will kiss all the lovely ladies but I will NOT kiss JZ !!

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-13-2009 08:51

If we are talking about straight probability, there's one man and 9 ladies. So the winner is 90% chance female. If it turns out that we have a Beauty King instead, I'll pass the kissing as well....

Lady Zeugirdor
Lady Zeugirdor
Vigilante

Dec-13-2009 21:08

That's a shame, JZ, you and turtledove would be the talk of Sleuthville for years to come if you went through with it.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-13-2009 21:28

I think they already are.... ;-D

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-13-2009 22:02

I'd pay to see that!

Hey! Everyone! Vote for Turtledove, and we might get to see a show! ;D

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-13-2009 23:13

This is a family-friendly event, Anais! >:O

You heard me guys. That means only partial nudity allowed!


O_o

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-13-2009 23:13

<----has skewed vision of family-friendly, clearly.

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