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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-13-2009 23:18

*hides eyes as Molly flaunts her skewed view*

o_O

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-14-2009 01:41

*skews with abandon*


0_0

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-14-2009 04:39

yeah I've heard that...

turtledove
turtledove
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Dec-14-2009 07:25

You can always hope ladies ;-)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-14-2009 15:12

Yes, its trew I skew with abandon. See the Awkward Pause Thread if you don't believe me. >:}

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-14-2009 21:42

Turtledove? Why do you think I nominated you for this honor? ;)

Sometimes I'm afraid to open my mouth with Molly around... and then I remember almost everyone skews my words. The plight that my life is! *collapses daintly onto magically appearing couch with a hand on her forehead*

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-15-2009 00:51

No need to get all excited. I am sure there'll be lots of kissing going on no matter who wins. The PG13 type of kissing of course....

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-15-2009 03:28

*janitor rolls out cart, drops Anais in there, carts her away*

That's what you get for daintily collapsing. And it's YOUR fault. You walk right into them. >:] We humbly transcribe them is all.

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-15-2009 09:07

*screaming is heard from a janitor cart*

If I win and have to accept with an apple peel on my head, I blame YOU, Molly.

please don't let me win, please don't let me win, please don't let me win... I donm't want everyone looking at me with trach all over me! O_O

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-15-2009 14:32

*snaps photo, gives to press*

>_>

<_<

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