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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2009 13:19

There we go. Thanks Squirrel! :D

(will admit that yes, she has seen that movie.)

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Nov-29-2009 22:43

Is the player poll up? I'm lousy at finding things like that LOL
(actually, more like lazy... but they sound about the same anyway...)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-29-2009 23:25

No, I'm afraid there's a stall until Ben gets it up.

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Nov-30-2009 22:18

Damn.... did I miss a chance to win a beauty pageant? ;-)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-30-2009 22:53

The player poll will be obvious when it goes up as it usually appears as a splash screen that you get taken to directly after login. So you'll get a chance to vote and then be taken to the normal City News, or bypass voting and be taken to the City News. That's how it has happened in the past.

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Nov-30-2009 22:58

So serious SS...... Don't want to say hi to me? :-P

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-1-2009 10:13

Oh, sounds great! I'm excited. Who should i vote? Who should i vote?

Btw nicnic, HI !! (don't worry about SS, he's just a bit worries about his nuts since winter's coming) :P

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Dec-2-2009 19:13

He's like laser focused on those nuts, ain't he?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-2-2009 21:19

now there's the pot calling the kettle black :)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-2-2009 21:33

O___O;;

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