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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.


Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Dec-4-2009 21:11

[Kyle XY Rocks] : Tina!
[Wolf Girl 22] : What?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Tina!
[Sammy67] : huh?'
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Tina! Tina! Tina!
[Sammy67] : hugh? wat? ok?
[Wolf Girl 22] : KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Yes
[Sammy67] : im lost.....
[Wolf Girl 22] : Me too
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Sorry i was trying to spice up the chat jeeze
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Tina is my imaginary hell dog
[Sammy67] : lol wow lol XD
[Kyle XY Rocks] : ^_^ i trained her myself
[Kyle XY Rocks] : O_O!!!!!!!!
[Sammy67] : nice lol
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Jumps on Kyle
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Crap!
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Eats Kyles shoe*
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Tina just pissed all over hell's half acre
[Sammy67] : wow lol
[Kyle XY Rocks] : *throws steaks*
[Wolf Girl 22] : *Eats Kyles other shoe*
[Wolf Girl 22] : *chases hell hog*
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Now i gotta clean it up *gets paper towels

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-5-2009 00:22


Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Dec-6-2009 11:20

^_^ I know i am silly. Sorry Molly.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Dec-17-2009 19:50

[Anais Nin] : i leared it when i went on a field trip to a prison
[Riza Hawkeye] : :O
[Riza Hawkeye] : bad girl!
[Anais Nin] : and gang bangers were staring at me
[Secret_Squirrel] : "field trip" is not a 5 year stretch
[M. Lacrimosa] : Wow...did I miss something?
[Riza Hawkeye] : *mutters about declining public school system*

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-18-2009 10:36

[Anais Nin] : O:)
[Joseph Zeo] : love your halo
[Anais Nin] : doesn't it it perfetly?
[Joseph Zeo] : you drunk? what did you type?
[Anais Nin] : *fit
[Anais Nin] : the f keeps sticking
[Anais Nin] : :P
[Joseph Zeo] : ROFL, the F keeps sticking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Riza Hawkeye] : maybe you haven't used f enough :D
[Joseph Zeo] : what the F??
[Anais Nin] : ...
[Riza Hawkeye] : LOL
[Anais Nin] : that's going up, isn't it?

Anais Nin
Anais Nin

Dec-18-2009 10:40

The rest of it... :D

[Joseph Zeo] : i'm on a roll here!!
[Joseph Zeo] : FFFFFFFFF
[Anais Nin] : *sigh*
[Joseph Zeo] : sorry... going crazy here!!
[Joseph Zeo] : FFFFFFFFFFF
[Joseph Zeo] : i keep cracking up... cannot type....
[Joseph Zeo] : cannot breath...


Dec-18-2009 22:51

Anais Nin] : oh. :(
[Anais Nin] : knee replacement surgery osn't too bad
[Anais Nin] : *isn't
[Anais Nin] : my great uncle had it in the spring
[Anais Nin] : and was up walking around week and a half later
[Anais Nin] : i'm gonna need new knees, too. Probably before I'm 30. :P

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Dec-20-2009 23:11

[Anais Nin] : I'm sorry, I'm still not quite over the 1/2 lb hot dogs...

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-30-2009 21:48

[Riza Hawkeye] : hm...both molly and anais don't like hairy chests on guys...
[Joseph Zeo] : hey i just read the updated beauty Pageant thread.... so you guys are still havinga go at the hairy chest?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : I'm quite proud of my nest of chest hair
[Heimlich VonVictor] : and feel free to put that on whatever thread you feel like
[Heimlich VonVictor] : I'm Irish and German it's genetics
[M. Lacrimosa] : Apparently you've never seen a shirtless full blooded Italian...I've got a hell of a lot of chest hair...
[M. Lacrimosa] : You're welcome Riza
[Riza Hawkeye] : *is somewhat disturbed by this*
[Molly Maltese] : yeah hairy chests are gross

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor

Dec-30-2009 22:26

[Riza Hawkeye] : you don't need weight to have a baby,, you need to have more sex! GOD!

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