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Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Apr-22-2009 18:31

Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- yOur socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July " When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When you offered me that crack
November - Yesterday when I ate that cookie
December - When you made that strange noise

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad " As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

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Replies

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Apr-23-2009 09:45

Dear Ms Helen,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I've always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

You make me sick,

Anikka

Lolita Marinez
Lolita Marinez
Sleuth About Town

Apr-23-2009 17:26

Dear Joey "Bulldog" Bane,
I don't really know how to tell you this,Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in a clown suit and I saw you knock out the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I will haunt you when I am reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Lolita Marinez

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Apr-25-2009 07:39

Dear Makensie Brewer,
I don't really know how to tell you this, Our romance is over. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that always will remember the pep talks and thanks for the cocaine.

Go drown yourself,
ctown

Tagasiyasat
Tagasiyasat

Apr-27-2010 21:26

Dear Louise Cornwallis,
I don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it yesterday when I ate that cookie outside of you office and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I love you sweet, sweet a** and you should stop picking your nose.

Go drown yourself,

Tagasiyasat


Tagasiyasat
Tagasiyasat

Apr-27-2010 21:27

oops.. I mean I'm joining the Convent (read it wrong.)

Keira Ann
Keira Ann
Bloodhound

Apr-27-2010 23:47

Dear Lady Jas,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat . I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my boyfriend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonard .
Keira Ann


Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-28-2010 00:52

Dear Ben (Sleuth Admin),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it yesterday when I ate that cookie in your car and I saw you hit on that Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and the apartment building is on fire .

Kiss my butt,

Secret_Squirrel.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Apr-28-2010 08:58

Dear Anikka,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it yesterday when I ate that cookie in your closet and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the Middle East is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and our friendship is ruined.

Your everlasting enemy,

Cordy


shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

Apr-28-2010 09:40

Dear Geddes,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I haven’t showered in a month and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

With tears of sadness,

Shell Marple

Geddes
Geddes
Nomad

Apr-28-2010 15:34

Dear Shell,

I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in a clown suit and I saw you sit on my salt beef bucket. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cusions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Warm tingly sensations ,

Geddes

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