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nicnic
Battered Shoe
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Mar-15-2009 13:59
This was a game that they played in Shades for a while and it was pretty fun.
The idea is that you post the first part of a News headline, and the next poster has to finish it. Then they have to post a new first part of a headline.
Get it? Have fun!
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Feb-23-2010 09:32
She insulted tea sellers worldwide by buying all brands of tea and burning them in a crematorium. She made a speech, saying:
"The age of 'Tea Sleepers' (people who can't go to sleep until drinking 5 cups of tea) is over."
Mallory, of the Shangri-La Chronicles, translated it to "Tea Steepers" and was recently arrested for smuggling drugs, which were actually tea leaves and aspirins.
Meanwhile, cats are sold by the thousand because...
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Feb-23-2010 19:46
they purr, and pet rocks don't.
Last week's sports news still has the sporting world agog, as top football players continue to...
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Feb-24-2010 05:59
...play football. University scientists found that more than 99% of football players actually play football.
In local gossip, NY Mayor Hollis plans to...
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Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town
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Feb-24-2010 06:22
... quit his Mayor position and start playing footbal. When questioned about this odd decison, he answered, and I quote...
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Feb-24-2010 17:42
"Great football, is played by great football players. You can't have great football with out great football players, because if you didn't have great football players, you can't have great football. I happen to be a great football player." Mayor Hollis, is now the star quarter back.
Our top story tonight! Drunken pigs have taken over the capital city of Mississippi. When asked what was going to happen next, the governor simply replied....
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Feb-24-2010 18:38
"Heck boy, some of those pigs voted for me. Besides," he added nonchalantly, "I'm guessin those pigs aint no worse than that Ladies baccarat tourney we hosted last Febr'ary. Nothin' worse than a group of liquored up Southern Belles well past their use by date. Least them pigs don't cuss none."
In news from abroad, Guiness Book of World Records holder for the man with the most wives, 90 yr old Ugandan born Mbele Mbele was quoted to have said after his latest wedding:
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Feb-25-2010 21:27
"This woman makes me the happiest man alive." Mr. Mbele, has been noted to say that about all his wives.
In other news: The two most difficult people to find on Earth, Carmen Sandiego and Wally (or Waldo in the US and Canada), are probably having an affair and hiding together in some very chaotic illustration somewhere. Waldo was asked about his affair with San Diego. He denied all allegations while San Diego said she is having an affair with him. When asked if he lied, Waldo had this to say...
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Mar-8-2010 14:02
"You got nuthin' on me, copper!"
This just in from downtown Sleuthville: Susie Busted for Selling Sea Shells...
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Keira Ann
Bloodhound
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Mar-8-2010 14:52
by the seashore boardwalk. Her jail time was extended due to her trespassing into the still construction zoned boardwalk. Officials claim she ruined all their hard work thus far, setting opening date back another couple of months.
In breaking news, top faction heads have all met up together with all the mayors of each city to discuss....
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Security Lane
Nomad
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Oct-4-2010 19:51
the unfair treatment by law officials. One faction head was overheard planning a big event down by the new construction site for one of the mayors.
In other news, the Gingerbread man ......
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