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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-1-2008 01:12

The first rule of Fight Club is... YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!

Oh dang. Dangitty dangitty dang dang. Wrong room. Sorry. I humbly apologize to the corner of your parent's four-post bed.

My brain is hurting from thinking about whether this is a game or not. Stupid irony!

Teach the people the rules you have learned in the course of your travels: For example -

Don't walk in on your parents. If by some chance you DO make this mistake, don't try to cover up the awkwardness by telling either of them that they look like they've lost a little weight.

When you leave a place, just leave. Dont announce it. anyone who matters will have noticed you're gone.

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Diane Russell
Diane Russell
Well-Connected

Mar-4-2008 18:58

Never try to lick a metal flagpole when it's freezing outside....

(From "A Christmas Story")

Diane Russell
Diane Russell
Well-Connected

Mar-4-2008 22:41

I double dog dare you!

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Mar-5-2008 05:45

never put a hamster in a blender... just coz.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Mar-5-2008 14:38

Don't stand in the way of a cat and the tuna dish, or you'll be dinner....;-D

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Mar-5-2008 18:10

lol Breit, now where have I heard that before?



If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, chances are that it's a duck! ;-)

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Mar-7-2008 17:50

When your significant other asks:
"WHAT do you think you are doing?"

the answer is never (under ANY circumstance):
"Relax, I saw it on Animal Planet."

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-12-2008 04:44

Oh come on now -- you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals :)

Under no circumstances is it appropriate to make any adjustments, by razor or other means, to ANY of your body hair while under the influence of alcohol. Wake up, little naked mole rat - there's a surprise for you in the mirror.

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Mar-12-2008 11:59

Sure, its nice to catch that stringer of fish but never walk through the forest wearing a salmon necklace.

Rich J. Mayo
Rich J. Mayo

Mar-12-2008 21:11

If a questionaire asks "Sex: M/F" ... don't circle both and write "Sometimes Wednesdays too."

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Mar-13-2008 05:54

This one is a man rule:
When going into the restroom and there is one other guy in there, always use the urinal that is farthest away from the one in use!

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