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ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-28-2007 09:16

This thread is for your favorite bad jokes.

You know, the ones that are so bad that even though you laugh, you groan at the same time!

I'll start:

A guy goes to a psychiatrist, "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Sep-28-2007 13:20

A man walked into a bar.
OUCH!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-28-2007 14:10

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartenders asks "what is this? Some kind of joke?"

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-29-2007 00:24

What's brown, sticky and floats?

A stick!

SO not what I thought this thread was gonna be about when I saw the title. But I persevere...

Whaddaya call a guy with a box of bloody cornflakes buried in his backyard?

A cereal killer!

Stooby
Stooby
Well-Connected

Sep-29-2007 03:55

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender turns to one of the regualrs and says "I bet he's a fun guy."

Ta Da!!!

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-29-2007 22:07

Not discouraging this thread in any way shape or form, but for nostalgia:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/map/cityhall/post.spy?id=7158&first_record=150100

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-30-2007 12:48

Just what did you think the thread would be about crunchy? And remember, this is a family game!!! lol

anyhow

As you know, Gandi the great holy man, Often fasted. This sometimes resulted in a significant loss of physical strength, and sometimes gave him rather foul breath. In addition, he often went without shoes, which made the soles of his feet very rough. Do you know what this made him?


Are ya ready for it?


A super-fragile calloused mystic plagued with halitosis! :-)

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

Jul-6-2013 22:44

*groan!* :)

DocLenz
DocLenz

Jul-7-2013 08:50

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
Mom.

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

Jul-7-2013 09:18

Hehe...I've seen this somewhere earlier though, knew I had from the first line :) Of all the things, my brain chooses to rememeber this... :P

DocLenz
DocLenz

Jul-7-2013 21:26

Haha yea i ran across it yesterday on Fb

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