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Talianna Periwinkle
Talianna Periwinkle

Sep-8-2007 19:16

Okay, I got this game from some other message board...

Basically, you ask a question that usually regards Sleuth (but it doesn't have to) and the next person has to answer that question with something that probably doesn't even answer your question, or is just some silly answer (oh, and that person than asks a question)

For Example:

RandomGrl123: Why do suspects keep clamming up on me?

SomeGuy456: Because they want you to go away so that they can secretly plot your death...
Why must I subscribe to travel?

HomoSapien: Because the money is used to make paper dolls.
Where..... Blah blah blah

Get it? Cool! I'll start...

Whose shadow is looming over the Sleuth Light in the banner/theme?

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Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-15-2011 16:00

A. She had roasted fennel, salad with tarragon tomato vinaigrette,
parma ham, bresaola, salami, panchetta ham, roasted vegetables and grissini brad sticks and grilled tunafish, green salad, sugarsnap pea, courgette, sprouts, coriander and pickled mushrooms...

Q. Adam and Eve and Pinch-me went down to the river to bathe,
Adam and Eve were drowned.Who d'you think was saved?





Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-18-2011 23:11

A. Adam and Eve. Pinch-me revived Adam and Eve by pulling them ashore and pinching them until they regained consciousness. Their son, Cane, in retribution for the contusions sustained by his parents, punched out Pinch-me with several blows to the head with a rock.

Q. Why do dogs chase their tails, knowing full well that they are attached to their bodies?

Cyril Banks
Cyril Banks

Apr-18-2011 23:41

As in humans, some dogs are insecure about their size. A human may wish to be taller, in dogs this manifests itself in length. A dog may wish to one day catch his tail and tug on it, stretching his body to all new lengths and an elevated level of confidence to boot.

Will their ever be another big update that draws everybody back in to sleuth noir?

Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-20-2011 13:27

A. Yes, of course! The Admins have decided to hold a contest that pays money! They will be paying $1500 to the winner of their latest contest, "Who has the largest muscles on their avatar?" The pay out will be as follows in: 1 orange $500 bill; 4 yellow $100 bills; 6 blue $50 bills; 10 green (huh, imagine that) $20 bills; 9 pink $5 bills; and 10 white $1 bills. Hey! That's almost like real money!

Q. Since we half froze to death this winter, I wonder if meteorologists will predict that the somewhat brisk air will carry over into summer, and we will have a comfortable 4th of July?

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-21-2011 11:01

A. Meteorologists predict that a homogenous type of air mass will carry 600 heavy Lemurs and 245 Ostriches over North America.
As the air mass moves to the region, the lower atmosphere becomes warm and the air becomes tipsy and unstable, leading to Ducks and Elephants showers; on the other hand, when an air mass moves over South America region the lower air becomes colder, resulting in Frogs or Funny Fish showers...
Events that have seemed relatively rare will become commonplace, said the latest report from the U.S. Climate Change Science Program...

Q.What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Cyril Banks
Cyril Banks

Apr-23-2011 21:37

They count transcendental and suspected transcendental numbers, their favorite is the Favard constant. Sheep like math :)

What is the next animal to become a popular house pet?

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-24-2011 01:32

Cows...
As a rule, the bigger the cow, the bigger the commitments involved with keeping it. Large cows can make exceptional companions, but are often louder, messier in the house if you know what I mean (be careful what you feed them/you do not want to find HUGE surprises on your bed). For these reasons, it is generally recommended that novice cows owners start out with a small to medium sized one. The size of your cow will be important in determining how you will care for your pet, as far as training, housing requirements, and overall interaction.

Good luck...


Cyril Banks
Cyril Banks

Apr-27-2011 01:08

A very good answer indeed but, no question to follow. So, I will pose a question in search for that perfect lousy answer!

With the current prices for oil being exorbitantly high and the global fear of dwindling fossil fuels on everyones mind... What will be the renewable fuel source that the world utilizes for engines, heating, etc?

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-27-2011 09:27

Oh Cyril...I wished for Good luck...

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-27-2011 09:50

A. Body hair will be the renewable fuel source by the end of 2013.
It's the result of years of biological research and development...Hair waxing specialists will be in charge of the hair removal worldwide.
Men and Women will have to abide by new international laws that imply; each individual should contribute to the community by giving their TOTAL body hair.Individuals who fail to do so will have to be sent to jail and punished severely by having their body hair puller out one by one from head to toe while listening to Opera Music.

Q. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers at theirs ?

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