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Mar-3-2007 10:05

friends sre forever,
men are whatever,
but when worst comes to worest
my girls come first.

Jun-5-2007 10:52

Isn't it a shame
that I am indeed lame

Jun-5-2007 12:44

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

Yes, I know it doesn't rhyme, but what can you rhyme with schizophrenic?

Jun-5-2007 13:26

Oh,sunny that's not so
Just our poetry does not go...

Nope, that stunk. Never mind.

Jun-5-2007 13:32

I've seen worse. :)

Jun-5-2007 22:38

I was in sooo amny skits in my dramma class this year, its so fun to be like an actress

Jun-5-2007 22:49

What rhymes with "muffin" besides "puffin"?

There once was a fat, jolly puffin
That sat on a warm home-baked muffin.
"I'm so sorry," said the wobbly, overweight puffin
"It's okay," said the kind, forgiving muffin.

Eh, I'm not a fan . . .

Jun-6-2007 06:04

There was a young man from Pitlochry...

Sorry, forgot there were children around. Better keep it clean.

Jun-6-2007 07:19

Oh dear muffin and puffin?

err...

There once was a girl who liked nothin'
More than a night full of stuffin'
Baked goods down her throat,
And though she started to bloat,
Of muffins she could ne'er fit enough in.

Jun-6-2007 09:09

Chaus bakes the best muffins around,
She swears you'll never gain a pound,
She adds all kinds of flavours,
That forever you'll savour,
Better delicacies will never be found.

Jun-6-2007 19:31

Chauss was a sweet little baker,
A genuine, true muffin maker,
Blueberry and corn
She never would scorn
And poppyseed sure was a taker!