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Old Shoe

Feb-14-2007 21:37

Post with a problem or advice...

*note that this idea for a thread was shamelessly pilfered from the fertile mind of the Secret_Squirrel. (He might be short a kidney and some change too, but hey...he took a sip). As a result, and in keeping with the protocol set forth in agency case sharing half the credit is his. Half the blame too. :P

Dear Sleuthy,

I got me a problem, hoo boy. My back is itchy, right in the centre, where I can't reach it. And not just a little itchy's like, epilepsy itchy. I'm convulsing like my job was volunteering for pharmaco-military lab research. I've been self-medicating with the help of this pasta fork I have downstairs, but I got people coming in for linguine tomorrow, and I need time to run it through the dishwasher at least four times.

Please advise,


Twitching in Toronto


Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

Jun-16-2011 15:35

Thought this would bring back some memories!!!

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jun-17-2011 10:21

Dear Grumpy,
I suggest you start wearing red sunglasses, available at $299999.32 at Weine Inc. This may limit your vision, but we have to make sacrifices, for the greater good etc.

PS Earplugs also help. Only $39999.46 at Weine Inc.

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