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Agatha Misty
Agatha Misty
Old Shoe

Nov-20-2006 03:10



A quote from one of the great sleuthers of our time “we solve murders”. Yes my fellow sleuthers we do and catch villans…. But will it ever stop. It seems for every criminal I catch another one appears. For every villan caught another with a dastardly name takes it’s place. Will it ever end, unite with me my weary detectives and lets get to the bottom of this.

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Coco Cola
Coco Cola
Well-Connected

Nov-20-2006 03:15

I'm sure I had the same killer, what is the point of finding these killers if they are only going to get out, to do it all over again.

Nacho Perez Lives
Nacho Perez Lives
Well-Connected

Nov-20-2006 03:21

The problem is two-fold, one part is the amount of sugar in cereal today. I mean, you never saw this kind of stuff when we were all eating twig flakes. And the second part is that once we catch them, the judges just let 'em out again!

My suggestion is that Ben write a code for longer prison sentences. And possibly one to put flouride in the water. It won't do anything about the crime, but at least people will smile more.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Nov-20-2006 03:30

It seems you folks at Moonlighting are getting tired of chasing criminals, villains, and ne'er-do-wells. Fear not, for your work has not gone unnoticed, and the streets are safer for your efforts.

It seems though that you are long overdue for a vacation. Rest assured, my friends, that the sleuths of the world are happy to double our efforts in apprehending killers in order for you to get some well-deserved R&R.

Oh, those shadowy figures sneaking up on you? Disregard them. Just passers-by, hoping someday to pass you by as well.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-20-2006 03:49

I thought it was the whole good guy v bad guy deal. You know, Batman always caught the Joker, but the Joker always escaped to be caught again. It's like the criminal version of sexual tension.

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Nov-20-2006 04:54

LOL sexual tension SS?
Yeah I kinda agree with SS, I mean it happens with all the best heroes. The villain always escapes. Lets hope the AVs stay in jail though.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Nov-20-2006 04:57

There's only one surefire way to make sure we cleanse Sleuthville of these dastardly Arch Villains. Someone needs to form a League.

An Arch Villain League.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-20-2006 05:09

Hey I hear someone's doing somethign about that Serges... AND they're supplying ponies!

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Nov-20-2006 05:11

maybe we are, maybe we aren't. I guess you'll have to find out along the way... :)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-20-2006 05:45

*pauses in her pony grooming to keep Serges from giving away too much....*

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Nov-20-2006 08:50

I, for one, hope the villainaery and criminal behaviour never ends. Otherwise, what would I do with my whip?

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