Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Wolf Girl 22
Ah hello there again, seems I have some more to add to the list since last time...
I once faked having a boyfriend so this annoying girl would shut up about hers. I kept the lie up with the help of friends for 4 months until she saw a picture of him on one of those fake facebook accounts (The picture I googled "hot guys") He was also a high ranking police officer and only 19 years old. How she didn't doubt the exisitance of this guy I have no clue.
Uhh... I know I had a few more when I started this but they've completely left my mind..
Oh wait that was one, my train of thought crashes constantly... But you already guessed that.
I have an obsession with ravens thanks to Edgar Allen Poe, and I currently have two birds in my house.
Thats all for now