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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Apr-30-2007 21:52

Don't worry about it C.C. - which is henceforth what I shall dub thee, since I cannot spelle. I've been called MUCH worse intentionally and to my face.

biggie tends to find any hint of an innuendo in my presence worthy of a either a fake schoolgirl giggle or perhaps a very real Carnie horselaugh.

May-1-2007 00:14

(swear to god we had a 'ramses' something-or-other around here a while ago -- no idea if he was ribbed or not.)

Stranger - don't be all coy, acting like that's the worst thing that's ever happened in your face :P

I stole my father's sweater for my 10th grade class picture because I thought it made me look cool, even though his name is Dudley.

Ricki Lake's giggle has embedded itself in my consciousness.

I talk like Darth Vader when I'm in the shower. (Luke, you must pass the soap etc).

I speak with a fake accent for no good reason, occasionally.

May-1-2007 08:06

I like the name Fat Lucy more than Big Boned Lucy. :)

Jul-4-2007 11:38

I pretend I'm asleep when my brother calls because I'm pretty much talked out about professional wrestling and murder-suicides.

Jul-4-2007 23:12

#1 i get really hyper (especiall at night time) =-)

Jul-4-2007 23:14

#2 I have nothing better to do with my time other than do the chicken dance

Jul-4-2007 23:16

#3 i just watched music and lerics (sp)
no comment

Jul-5-2007 00:22

I feel compelled to confess that I *also* have seen Music and Lyrics.

At full price.

I'd rather have spent the money on terminally ill sea monkeys and a squirt gun full of sea monkey death-sauce. Or miniscule waterproof wheelchairs. Whatever. Anything but another two hours of Hugh Grant trying to convince the world that stuttering is actually endearing if done with a British accent.

*sigh* I confess that I've abused a mock British accent to endear myself to others.

Jul-5-2007 10:33

Wow, how does that work? That's a potentially inspiring concept. Is a real British accent likely to get me anywhere? (And if so, where?)


I confess that I've become mysteriously addicted to raspberries.

Jul-5-2007 11:58

british accents make you sound smarter, that's all really

Raspberries....... i see, mine is........ ummmm.......i'll have to say...fudge shoppe stripped cookies..... YUMMMMYYYYY!!!!!

*looks around*

* nodds to self*

* secretly snaggs some from pantry*

*walks back to office, and slowly, but quickly munches down on the goodies*

*snicker snicker*

*hide it under somthing in the trash, and leave the scene*

* time 4 more!!!!!!!!!!*