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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Nov-17-2006 09:24

Secret confessions huh??? *looks around room*

alright i will tell you but you have to keep it on the down low....k.

I sometimes sneak an extra desert after dinner and everyones gone to bed.
I like old black and white movies.
But i never could watch all of Casablanca.
Growing up I was huge into Beach Blanket movies.. Had all of them taped.
I can sing all the songs to the Disney movie Pete's Dragon. *starts to hum*
and the worst yet... oh the horror...*hangs head in same* I didn't get my first kiss until i was almost 20..

okay now you know it ALLLL!

i swear if anyone finds out i will hunt you down and spread peanut butter all over you and tie you to a tree... hee hee... ohh no honey would be better..gets sticker...
*looks around again.. sneaks away..hopes no one saw her here.*

Nov-18-2006 12:51

ha ha ha!!!! This is the funniest thread I've seen in like 5 minutes! Let's see..... my worst moments.
*I've never been able to stay awake long enough to watch The Godfather in
it's entirety.
*I own the soundtrack to Animaniacs.
*I'm Mexican and I HATE menudo.
*I own a dance pad that goes to my PS2 and me and my boyfriend have dance-offs. While drinking Crystal Light.
*I start fights and ALWAYS get the crap beat out of me. I never win.
* I just turned in a poem in my English class about peeing on people.

I hope you all do not scorn me now.......
*bites fingernails nervously and resumes watching her Fraggle Rock video*

Nov-18-2006 14:21

ok let's see. I to am a Canadian that dislikes hockey also. If I watch it is only to see the fights and I never cheer on our Maple Leafs.

I never let my daughter watch or have any Barney the purple dinosaur stuff do to my utter dislike for him.

I am deathly afraid of Fire (I won't even light a match to get the fire in the fireplace going), sharks (had a run in with a baby shark at the age of 15) and tornado's (no clue on this 1).

Nov-19-2006 06:23

I've never watched Lord of the Rings
I've never had a proper boyfriend
I can sing all of the songs in Anastacia
I'm Scottish and I hate haggis
I once ate six bars of chocolate in a row
I weigh 12 stone
I hate Amanda
I want to be a bond girl
I rarely shave my legs
I pick my nose with my tongue
I get periods just like everyone else, I just don't talk about it!

(I'm a girl by the way)

This is good therapy

Nov-19-2006 08:34

Oooh, Marmalade, we should so have a cyber sleepover or something. We can be hairy sasquatches together and eat an obscene amount of chocolate (maybe with corn on the cob?). We'll have a contest to see who can pluck the juiciest booger. And who in the hell actually likes Haggis? Wait, you're a Scot. Maybe everybody but you does. :)

Nov-19-2006 09:13

I love corn on the cob especially with loads of butter
Maybe I should confess this too-
I LOVE stuff with butter (even pringles)

Nov-22-2006 00:57

*sigh*

when I was 16 (early 90s), I used to go door to door, asking for money for an organization called 'Trips for Underprivileged Kids'.

*never told them that I was the 'underprivileged' kid in question, or that I spent all that money traveling to see the Grateful Dead in California.*

Nov-22-2006 03:25

ooh you rebel lol

Nov-22-2006 08:06

car-megeddoned?

Dang, where are my man-pampers?

Nov-22-2006 09:30

I hate coffee,the only kind of hot liquid I'll drink is warm Sake.
I don't like milk either, unless it's chocolate.
I remember seeing ghosts as a child.
When I was a teen I would shave half my eyebrows off... don't ask ;)
I also used to dye my blonde hair w/ red Koolaid so that it'd be pink....even though I detest that color.
It's currently black, but my natural color is brown.
My socks never match.
I'm afraid of big strange dogs & house fires.But I'm cool with
insects,snakes,spiders,& rats. I just don't won't them in my house.
That's about it of the stuff that's pg13. ;)
By the way,dang you people are freaks. LOL!! j/k