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What's the most humorous thing that
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Miss_Wiles
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Apr-27-2004 10:38
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D.L. Williams
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Jun-23-2004 01:19
What about this:
[The Mind-Boggling Case of the Unknown Force]
I was taking a study break with some friends this week when I decided to tickle one of them, to relieve the stress level of the room. Naturally, revenge was expected, so I ran into my room then tried to close the door behind me.
Unfortunately, there was an equal and opposite force and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the door shut. Desperate and at my wit's end, I tried to peep through the crack in the door.
To my horror (!!), I couldn't see anyone outside! Curiosity finally got the better of me and I opened the door to investigate. No one was in sight! Apparently, I was the only childish person in the study group.
'Fine deduction, Diane. But then, how do you explain the pushing against the other side of the door?' I asked myself.
I looked down: A single stuffed toy had come between the door and its frame, jamming the attempted closure.
It was indeed an equal and opposite force. My own.
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D.L. Williams
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Jun-23-2004 01:23
*looks around in embarrassment*
Uh oh... I should have posted the above excerpt in another thread "Real Life and Hilarious Things", or perhaps even "Mystery Writers", but definitely not HERE! Ooops. My bad, sorry!
(That's why we shd be allowed to delete our own entries. Ben, this is sure one great way for sifting out the stupid ones...)
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james lee
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Jun-23-2004 04:40
so many long lost identical twins in the city, wonder if i have one? will he be out to kill me too?
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newra
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Jun-26-2004 02:06
I'm beginning to worry about the Children of Thought, they have so many children kidnapped... Anybody seen the movie "La cité des enfants perdus" (The city of lost children) ? ;-)
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Negasong
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Jun-26-2004 13:21
Music Teacher: "No, Madonna wasn't here when the crime happened." I can only assume that the crime being referred to was that wretched record she released after "Music".
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mike kirkham
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Jun-30-2004 11:32
one time on a case one of the suspects was a loan shark but to interveiw her it was just a little old lady
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Vixen
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Jul-1-2004 01:44
My favorite was the case when 3 suspects were Loan Sharks, 3 motives were Victim owed money, and 4 other motives were Suspect wanted inheritance. What inheritance? There was obviously nothing left!
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Jojo
Old Shoe
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Jul-1-2004 13:04
I just had a case where the old lady fell in love with me!
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Akano
Old Shoe
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Jul-4-2004 01:07
Wow... This Flavia Talbert has gotten 3 threatening notes... She must've felt loved
*watches Ruby clam on him* I love my job...
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JasonS53
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Jul-13-2004 12:31
I'm working on a case where one of the suspects is Martin Martin.
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