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Oct-19-2006 23:04

Rules are simple:

Everyone gets one sentence.
You can't post more than once in this thread, EVER.
No topics.


Mine:
I sometimes worry that the world is a bad place, but then I look at Venus and realize that living there would suck.

Nov-2-2007 07:51

The more I deal with people and their prejudice, ignorance, arrogance, instability, uncertainty, and stupidity, the more I can appreciate the coconut-like sound of my skull bouncing off a brick wall.

Nov-2-2007 08:56

If I'm gonna break Serges' rules, its going to be worth it, dammit!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas Chamfort

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. ~Douglas Adams (this ones for Serges)

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig

Nov-2-2007 10:19

THERE WILL BE NO RULE BREAKING!!!!

...Except this.

This has been your resurrection for the day.

Nov-2-2007 11:20

AWWW :D

(i knew telling you about it would get you on to look at it ;)

Nov-2-2007 11:21

Don't taze me bro.

Nov-3-2007 00:08

lmfao...exactly, Roamie!

I made Jay post! Which is really much more complicated than it seems, because he had to tear himself away from yet another drunken sorority girl's captivating and ever-so-heartfelt-yet-slurred rendition of Gwen Stefani's 'B-A-N-A-N-A-S' song.

Dude, I'm just glad to see you post. Your junk is bananash. Love live Sir Jizz :)